Summary

The next section is titled April.

Wednesday: Greg says he should not be surprised to learn that Bill is the new lead singer for Stank. The poster has an image of Bill and reads: “Bill + Stank,” with the word “Stank” in very small letters. Rodrick is determined to win but does not have a band. Greg writes that Rodrick has “moved on to plan B, which unfortunately involves ME” (193). The new band members are Greg and Drew's brother on guitar with Rodrick's friend Ward as lead singer. Greg says the only problem is that “none of us have any musical talent” (193). Though Rodrick believes he can teach them one song, it is not going well. Rodrick is also trying to make them act like band members. Mrs. Heffley bought costumes – overalls and ball caps – that none of them are willing to wear. Greg...