Summary

Greg is upset that his little brother, Manny, has a new best friend named Mikey who just moved in down the street. Greg writes (and draws) that Mikey looks like a 40-year-old man with a goatee, and the only thing Manny and Mikey do together is watch television.

Another person who has a girlfriend is Greg's grandpa. Greg didn't even realize people still dated at his grandpa's age, but what he finds even crazier is that his grandpa and Rowley have girlfriends at the same time, while Greg has nothing and nobody. Greg's illustration of his grandpa having a girlfriend shows Greg's disbelief, since he doesn't go intro great detail and doesn't seem to be interested beyond the fact that Grandpa has a girlfriend and Rowley has a girlfriend, but Greg is still alone.

Greg opened up to his mom about what's...