Summary

At Corny’s, Greg announces he is paying for dinner to impress Abigail. When Rowley is speaking, some of his spit lands on Greg’s lip, which causes Greg to panic – but he does his best to remain calm. Greg and Alice both get expensive menu items. They even order the special expensive dessert. The dinner costs so much that Greg uses every cent of his money. He also notices that Abigail and Rowley are sitting a little more closely now, too. They then head to the Dance, which is themed to be Midnight in Paris. Greg is stunned to learn the DJ for the Dance is Uncle Greg. Uncle Greg is selling his t-shirts for $5 each.

Greg watches Abigail with her female friends. He wonders what she thinks of him. Around 8, dozens of older people pour into the gym, claiming they...