Summary

Myrna, Leonie, and Chrissy meet at Chrissy’s. Chrissy shows them her new wind chime and plantings. Under Chrissy’s umbrella, they share cheese and continue plotting their revenge. Myrna reveals which of the boys apologized to Fern. They guess at which Stephen did not apologize, remembering the one was “a total dick” (26). Chrissy consults her list so they can focus on who to attack and what the best method would be. Chrissy suggests stabbing them with her fencing foil from a play she was in years prior. They go on a tangent about the play, Chrissy’s role, and the jousting techniques she learned.

Suddenly, Chrissy announces that killing the men is too extreme. The friends agree and try to come up with alternative punishments. Finally, they decide that Chrissy will visit Stephen with a tray of Ex-Lax, weed brownies and offer...