Summary

Chapter 10 opens in Hong Kong at Eddie and Fiona’s house. Eddie is trying on his tuxedo for the wedding, only to find that both the pants and the jacket are much too tight. He curses the Italian designers for their error rather than attributing the ill-fitting clothes to his own weight gain. He takes his frustration out on Fiona, and tells her that a photographer is coming to the house in a few moments to do a magazine feature on the family. Fiona is annoyed that Eddie did not even think to tell her this. The nannies prepare the children, Constantine, Augustine, and Kalliste, for the photoshoot. Eddie yells at Augustine for wearing the wrong pair of loafers. A few moments later, when Fiona enters in a simple gray gown, Eddie throws another fit, saying her dress looks like funeral attire...