Act 3, Scene 3 Summary

Touchwood Senior and Junior meet at Sir Oliver's house. Touchwood Senior is there to assist Lady Kix and Sir Oliver. Touchwood Junior tells Touchwood Senior that he has arranged a meeting with Moll; a maidservant, sympathetic to their cause, will assist them. Touchwood Junior leaves to rendezvous with Moll.

Touchwood Senior meets Lady Kix and Sir Oliver. The couple goes back and forth between yelling and cursing at each other and expressing their love and devotion. Touchwood Senior proceeds to give Sir Oliver a vial that contains "fertility water." He must drink the contents of the vial and then ride his horse for five hours straight; the up-and-down movement will stir the potion, Touchwood Senior says.

Sir Oliver pays Touchwood Senior 100 pounds. He will pay another 100 pounds when Lady Kix becomes pregnant, another 100 when she goes into labor and a final...