Summary

“Climbing Old Rag Mountain” – In 1988, Tina attended the University of Virginia, where she was assumed to be Mexican given her dark hair and Greek tan. Tina had a thing for white boys, but knew that no white boys had a thing for her. Tina finally began seeing an older kid she nicknamed a Handsome Robert Wuhl, who did architecture and theater. One night, together with a bro Tina refers to as Jess-Chris because she cannot remember his name, they decided to climb Old Rag Mountain. At the top, Robert explained he once brought a girl named Gretchen up there, who only wanted half-a-stick of gum because she was too feminine and perfect to handle a full piece. It was then that Tina realized things with Robert were going nowhere. She went to bed hoping Robert...