"Everybody loves me. I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of people I've never even met." p. 3

"The Bible says that it's all right to cast the first stone if someone dead is telling you to do it..." p. 21

"Together we are a humanity who might take a moment or two to clean up after ourselves."p. 35

"Folks, you are looking at the original boob tube." p. 37

"Normal, healthy adults do not choose to spend their time in a refrigerated morgue." p. 40

"You're only as sick as your secrets." p. 41

"I would sooner eat a Vaseline sandwich than witness two minutes of football on TV, let alone an actual, live game." p. 43

"I give Margery my 'I have seen you naked' look but, as always, it has no effect." p. 51

"Khe Sahn, of course, said nothing. It is...