Chapter 7, Mulch Summary

Mulch Diggums is a kleptomaniac dwarf who has given up his magic to enter Mud People's houses and steal from them. Over the years, he had built up quite a business but for the last three hundred years, he's been in and out of prison. Dwarves are able to tunnel by unhinging their jaws, allowing them to eat large quantities of earth every second.

Mulch is in a cell at LEP central, trying to look like he isn't scared even though he is quaking in his boots. The goblin-dwarf turf war is flaring up and someone has decided to put Mulch in with a gang of goblins. A goblin makes a fireball around his fist. Mulch does not like fire and he breaks out in a sweat. The goblin tries to antagonize Mulch and, inhaling the fireball, threatens to jam the...