Summary

Elizabeth and Mel go to McDonald’s on a sunny afternoon, having nothing better to do, and sit outside eating McFlurries. Bored, they have talked themselves almost silent. They decide to do Fate Papers but the universe appears to be against them. Both get repeated ‘no’ answers regardless of the questions asked. Mel notices that the men at the table next to them are looking at her, and Elizabeth turns to see three men in business suits, each holding a Big Mac. Though staring at their food now, Mel insists they were staring at her breasts earlier, and that she’s been giving off sexual vibrations strong enough for the both of them all day. Mel suggests they offer them their sexual services, convinced that they can probably charge as much as $50 for a purely oral encounter...