The Young Man (referred to by name, Andre, only once—in "Ode", Part 9) is the central character in the basic story, and in all its permutations. He is most frequently described as being under thirty years of age, as having an unusually long neck, an aggrieved, attention-seeking way of speaking, and in most cases an eccentric, exotic way of dressing. In several variations, he is described as being something of a dandy, a man who dresses extravagantly for no apparent reason other than to impress. He is also frequently portrayed as somewhat petulant—specifically, when his complaint that the second man keeps stepping on his toes seems to be ignored and he (the young man) takes the nearest empty seat.