The appropriately named Patch is a furniture restorer who surprisingly lives a life of apparent wealth and luxury while earning what many of the Junktown dealers refer to as the minimal living of the junk and antique industry. The narrative eventually reveals that his money comes from a character called Stan who is ostensibly his roommate but who is in fact, as the narrative hints heavily, his homosexual partner. Here again is another manifestation of the truth versus illusion theme, as is the heavy hint by Ivy that Patch dyes his hair.