Who is Captain Walter Koskiusko "Painless Pole" Waldowski from MASH and what is their importance? H._Richard_Hornberger English & Literature "Captain Walter Koskiusko ""Painless Pole"" Waldowski | MASH"

The 4077th's dentist, and among the best dentists in South Korea, The Painless Pole is well-known for relatively painless dental work and running poker in his clinics. However, his greatest claim to fame is his enormous penis, known at the Pride of Hamtramck. At one point earlier in the book, The Painless Pole decides he wants to commit suicide until he is tricked out of it by the Swampmen.