Uncle Stanley, Appears in The Star-crossed Romance of Josephine Cosnowski - A steelworker who gives the narrator, Schwartz, and Flick a ride when the boys are hitch-hiking home. They do not realize that he is Josie Cosnowski's uncle and he overhears Schwartz asking the narrator if he is going to score tonight. Later at the party, Uncle Stanley recognizes the narrator and indicates that he wants to speak to Josie.