Daphne Bigelow, Appears in Daphne Bigelow and the Spine-chilling Saga of the Snail-encrusted Tinfoil Noose - Daphne is the narrator's lab partner in Biology during sophomore year in high school. She is one of the upper crust in town. She actually says very little to the narrator, but they work well together as lab partners. She agrees to go out on a date with the narrator. Once he arrives at her palatial home, she tells him that their driver will take them. In the car, she waits for the narrator to give directions to the chauffeur, but when the narrator is unable to give the order, she does so in such a way that the narrator realizes that he is seeing a different side of Daphne Bigelow. She finds the atmosphere at the Orpheum Theater "interesting", the smells and carnal activities something new for her. After the movie she indicates she prefers to go home rather than going to the Rooster. That is the end of the romance between the narrator and Daphne Bigelow.