What metaphors are used in Human Croquet by Kate Atkinson?

Example of Metaphor and Simile:

"My human geography is extraordinary. I am as large as England. My hands are as big as the Lakes, my belly the size of Dartmoor and my breasts rise up like the Peaks. My spine is the Pennines, my mouth the Mallyan Spout. My hair flows into the Humber estuary and causes it to flood and my nose is a white cliff at Dover. I am a big girl, in other words."