Gertrude and Hilda are two pink, scrubbed boarders in Mrs. Downing's boarding house in St. Louis, Gertrude and Hilda check on Henry Chinaski after they hear him vomiting. Henry takes a liking to Gertrude, kind-faced, dark-haired, and cute, with perfect legs and wearing a low-cut blouse. Hilda blushes a lot. Henry finds that Gertrude drips of sexuality, despite her girlish, perfumed room he visits once for a moment. They go out once for drinks and return angry. Henry is sure neither will have trouble attracting a husband when the troops come home. When Henry announces he is moving back to Los Angeles, Gertrude introduces him to her boyfriend Joey.