What are "Mankind's Ten Stages of Drunkenness"?

Slick is the formulator and chief practitioner of "Mankind's Ten Stages of Drunkenness," which begins with "Witty and Charming" and "Rich and Powerful" and ends with "Invisible" and "Bulletproof." Yet he is steady in his devotion to Juanita; he believes in her talent, shares her distrust in luck.