Catch-22 Chapter 37: General Scheisskopf

Scheisskopf has been promoted to lieutenant general and is now General Peckem's commanding officer. Peckem's bad luck is his own fault. Hoping to gain control over multiple army divisions, he has long sent memoranda to army headquarters asking that his combat operations unit be put under Special Services. The army finally complied with his suggestion, but only after Scheisskopf had been put in charge of Special Services. Thus, the army followed Peckem's suggestion, but put Scheisskopf in charge rather than Peckem. Scheisskopf's first order of business is to reinstate his beloved parades and get everyone marching.