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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where did O'Shawn live?
(a) In a cottege.
(b) In a tower only six feet tall.
(c) In London.
(d) In a cave attached to a coastal cliff.

2. What mythical creature has the head of an accountant?
(a) A frean.
(b) The raddle.
(c) A shimpoo.
(d) The great roe.

3. What does Allen say before hanging up on Diabetes?
(a) That he is on his way to the play ASAP.
(b) That he is hungry and wants matzo balls.
(c) To kick Hepatitis off the set.
(d) To call him later and let him know how the play ends.

4. What is the name of a tiny bird that refers to itself in the third person?
(a) A myna.
(b) A nurk.
(c) An orchy.
(d) Tom.

5. From what time period did the phrase "spiffy" presumably originate?
(a) Medieval.
(b) Colonial.
(c) Stone Age.
(d) Victorian.

6. What scene from Alice in Wonderland is thought to caricature the whole Shakespeare mess?
(a) The croquet game.
(b) The tea party.
(c) Meeting Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.
(d) Alice following the rabbit.

7. What subject is Doris Levine majoring in at school?
(a) Physical Education.
(b) Mathematics.
(c) Dance.
(d) Philosophy.

8. What is the name of the singer who desperately wants to sing at Three Deuces?
(a) Kennedy.
(b) Jolson.
(c) Joan.
(d) Ms. Maybell.

9. Why is one of Vincent's patients suing him?
(a) Because it hurt when his tooth was pulled out.
(b) Because his braces did not straighten his teeth.
(c) Because Vincent broke the patient's tooth.
(d) Because his bridge does not fit.

10. What political/social ideal did Weinstein contemplate adopting?
(a) Industrialism.
(b) Socialism.
(c) Monarchy.
(d) Communism.

11. Who is suspected of being the gem thief?
(a) Kermit Kroll.
(b) Tonya Toggle.
(c) Frank, the museum security guard
(d) Leonard Handleman.

12. How does Vincent put his patients to sleep?
(a) By reading them Dreiser.
(b) Laughing gas.
(c) By knocking them out.
(d) Novocain.

13. Who is speculated to have taken up the pen under Marlowe's name after his death?
(a) Rosalind.
(b) Marie Antoinette.
(c) Anne Hathaway.
(d) Mary Shelley.

14. Who is Clifford Wheel's murderer?
(a) His neighbor Ms. Pennyton.
(b) The butler Oliver.
(c) He killed himself.
(d) Ives the manservant.

15. Who does this essay assert was the same person as Shakespeare?
(a) Marlowe.
(b) Bacon.
(c) Pope.
(d) Eliot.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Diabetes insist that the play must have an ending?

2. What phrase supposedly came from a Renaissance courting ritual?

3. Which of the following make up O'Shawn's poem?

4. What type of vermin is the weal?

5. Who comes into the play claiming to be the author of the audience?

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