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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Word use Flossie's call-girl service?
(a) Because he is a lonely bachelor who just wants company.
(b) For intellectual stimulation that his wife can't provide.
(c) He does not care about the literature; he is in love with one of the call-girls.
(d) He is trying to brush up on his literary knowledge for a game show.

2. Who is Hedvig thought to be a representation of in Lovborg's real life?
(a) His sister.
(b) Ms. Cotts, his crazy neighbor.
(c) An angry schoolteacher.
(d) His lover.

3. What did Woody's father wear to his first play?
(a) Angel wings.
(b) A toga.
(c) A gas mask.
(d) Nothing at all.

4. In the end, what does God do just before Abraham is about to sacrifice Issac?
(a) He tells Abraham is was just a joke.
(b) He tells Abraham to kill Issac good and dead.
(c) God strikes Abraham down.
(d) God takes Issac away in a cloud of fire.

5. According to Allen, why is a sit-down strike effective?
(a) Because people are making an obstacle of themselves.
(b) Because all the seats are now taken.
(c) Because the lawmakers hate seeing crowds of sitters.
(d) Because no one is at work.

6. What request does Job make of God toward the end of his story?
(a) That God take his job more seriously.
(b) He asks God for 100 days without rain.
(c) He asks God for a new house.
(d) That God will leave him alone forever.

7. What reason does the killer give for murdering all those people?
(a) He is murdering everyone who was ever mean to him.
(b) None, reasons are for the sane.
(c) He believes that he is God.
(d) He was mistreated as a child.

8. During a sit down strike, what position should probably be avoided as it is not as effective?
(a) Lying down.
(b) Eating.
(c) Crouching.
(d) Sitting cross-legged.

9. Which of the following does God do to test Job's faithfulness to him?
(a) He does not talk to Job for a year.
(b) Eats all Job's favorite ice cream.
(c) Has Job arrested for tax fraud.
(d) Smacks Mrs. Job in the head with a polo mallet.

10. Who is the narrator in The Scrolls?
(a) The shepherd.
(b) An unknown narrator.
(c) Archeologists.
(d) God.

11. What does Hedvig offer to do at the end of "I Prefer to Yodel"?
(a) She offers to make Thanksgiving dinner.
(b) She offers to mow the lawn.
(c) She offers to wash everyones shorts.
(d) She offers to sing a yodel.

12. In which of the essays is morality discussed?
(a) "On Tripping Through a Copse Picking Violets."
(b) "On Youth and Age."
(c) "On Morality."
(d) "On the Ethics of Today."

13. What animal does God suggest the merchant put on his t-shirts?
(a) Bear.
(b) Puma.
(c) Eagle.
(d) Alligator.

14. What happens to Von Epps when he crashes Sigmund's wedding?
(a) No one even notices that he is there.
(b) He gets killed.
(c) He runs off with the bride.
(d) He turns all the flowers into bunnies.

15. What type of love is being discussed in "On Love"?
(a) Love of animals.
(b) Friendship love.
(c) Brotherly love.
(d) Romantic love.

Short Answer Questions

1. What news of Hacker does Gina reveal to Kleinman?

2. What is the name of Dr. Osgood Mulford Twelge's soon to be released book?

3. How much does Gina charge Kleinman for kissing her?

4. What does Woody's brother use to beat him over the head?

5. Which of the following does Woody not say is necessary for true love?

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