2. Who does Elgin hire to help him find Bernadette?
(a) Detective Strang.
(b) Search dogs.
(c) A private detective.
(d) A bounty hunter.

3. What does Audrey call Mr. Koeing during her arrest?
(a) The Westin loser king.
(b) The butt head of the Westin.
(c) The crowned king of the pig hole.
(d) The pig king of the bung hole.

4. What is Kyle diagnosed with in Part Five?
(a) ADHD and borderline personality disorder.
(b) Schizophrenia.
(c) Oppositional Defiance Disorder.
(d) Depression.

5. What is the name of the Galer Street Christmas celebration in Part Four?
(a) Non-discrimination Day.
(b) World Celebration Day.
(c) Peace to Everyone Day.
(d) Christmas Kwanza Hanuk-day.

6. What is recovered from Bernadette's room on the Allegra?
(a) An empty bottle of pills.
(b) A notepad that proves that she wrote a letter to someone.
(c) A handgun.
(d) Divorce papers for Elgin.

7. Where do Elgin and Soo-Lin go in Part Five?
(a) Argentina.
(b) Paris.
(c) Connecticut.
(d) New York.

8. What does Elgin buy for Soo-Lin in Part Five?
(a) A pony.
(b) A new car.
(c) A baby carriage.
(d) A new house.

9. Who is Elijah Harmsen?
(a) Bernadette's accomplice.
(b) Elgin's boss.
(c) The president of company that owned the ship that Bernadette took to Antarctica.
(d) Kyle's drug counselor.

10. How did Soo-Lin get pregnant?
(a) She and Elgin were drunk and had one night together.
(b) She slept with her ex-husband and lied to Elgin.
(c) She and Elgin had a long affair and are in love.
(d) She is not pregnant, but is lying to Elgin.

11. Why does Elgin contact Mr. Jessup in Part Four?
(a) To say Bee will not be attending Choate.
(b) To get Bernadette checked into a hospital.
(c) To order parkas for the trip.
(d) To ask if Bee can enter Choate early.

12. Where is Audrey at the start of Part Five?
(a) Montana.
(b) California.
(c) Alaska.
(d) Utah.

13. Where does Elgin fall while he is searching for Bernadette?
(a) Into the blackberry brambles.
(b) In a pile of mud in the back yard.
(c) Through the floor boards.
(d) Into a pile of Ice-Cream's poop.

14. Where does Van live with Elgin contact him in Part Four?
(a) Fuji.
(b) New York.
(c) Hawaii.
(d) Rome.

15. How does the tour guide identify Bee and Elgin?
(a) Blue and white ribbons attached to their luggage.
(b) Their blue tee-shirts.
(c) Their cowboy hats.
(d) Their decorative Antarctica tee-shirts.