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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In what sport does Fountainhead say he had placed at state championships two years in a row?
(a) Shot-put.
(b) Discus.
(c) Long jump.
(d) Javelin.

2. What number wedding anniversary is Fountainhead set to celebrate with his wife the day following his first log-in to the addiction support forum?
(a) 7th.
(b) 1st.
(c) 9th.
(d) 3rd.

3. In what country was Orangutan born?
(a) Taiwan.
(b) Thailand.
(c) Japan.
(d) China.

4. What item does HaikuMom tell ChutesAndLadders that she is going to buy for him?
(a) A pair of parachute pants.
(b) A pair of suspenders.
(c) A pair of fuzzy socks.
(d) A pair of waterwings.

5. What is Elliot wearing around his neck that he tells the professor was given to him by his girlfriend?
(a) A silver chain.
(b) Military dog tags.
(c) A gold locket.
(d) A yarn necklace.

6. What is NOT one of the things ChutesAndLadders mentions on his tirade against Fountainhead during Fountainhead's first log-in to the addiction support forum?
(a) His big heart.
(b) His big penis.
(c) His big ego.
(d) His big muscles.

7. In what language is Elliot's most recent commercial broadcast upon its release?
(a) Portuguese.
(b) English.
(c) French.
(d) Spanish.

8. How long does Orangutan stay away from the addiction support forum when it causes HaikuMom and ChutesAndLadders to worry about her?
(a) 33 days.
(b) 3 months.
(c) 3 days.
(d) 3 weeks.

9. What is the one thing in life that frightens ChutesAndLadders more than the ocean?
(a) Death.
(b) A relapse.
(c) Being alone.
(d) His mother's death.

10. In HaikuMom's first online haiku poem of the play, what does she suggest people on the forum do when they get restless?
(a) Speak words of kindness to a friend.
(b) Write a haiku of their own.
(c) Go for a stroll by the river.
(d) Buy a flower, water it, and watch it bloom.

11. Which Jazz artist is the subject of Yazmin's lecture when she receives the emergency text from Elliot?
(a) John Coltrane.
(b) Miles Davis.
(c) Chick Corea.
(d) Charlie Mingus.

12. What type of flowers does Elliot refuse to have in Ginny's funeral wreath?
(a) Tulips.
(b) Carnations.
(c) Roses.
(d) Chrysanthemums.

13. For what government agency does ChutesAndLadders work?
(a) Child Protective Services.
(b) The Central Intelligence Agency.
(c) The Post Office.
(d) The Internal Revenue Service.

14. What type of rental car does Fountainhead get that causes him to declare he has now officially hit rock bottom?
(a) A Jeep Cherokee.
(b) A Ford Thunderbird.
(c) A Ford Mustang.
(d) A Chevrolet Camaro.

15. What does ChutesAndLadders tell Fountainhead that he will have to put aside if he wants to stand a chance at getting sober?
(a) His ego.
(b) His fake humility.
(c) His pride.
(d) His feelings.

Short Answer Questions

1. What two weapons does Fountainhead say he plans to use in his fight against his addiction?

2. What is NOT one thing that Orangutan lists among the items that she buys with her paychecks from teaching?

3. In her thirteenth year, Yazmin's music teacher listened to one of her compositions and called it pretty. What simile did he use to characterize her piece of music?

4. What role does Elliot want Yazmin to take on during Ginny's funeral?

5. What does Ginny use to cook her eggs that upsets Elliot?

(see the answer keys)

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