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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What word does Haikumom type each time another member uses foul language on the forum?
(a) Censored.
(b) Delete.
(c) Stop.
(d) Foul.

2. When Elliot meets Yazmin at the flower shop what activity has he been doing that is making him walk with a limp?
(a) Boxing.
(b) Jumping rope.
(c) Jogging.
(d) Helping his best friend move.

3. From what California city does ChutesAndLadders hail?
(a) Los Angeles.
(b) Santa Rosita.
(c) San Diego.
(d) San Francisco.

4. What action leads to Orangutan's parents' purchase of a one-way flight for her to visit Japan?
(a) They move to a smaller house and do not have room for her anymore.
(b) They speak to a psychologist who advises that they help Orangutan travel to new places.
(c) Orangutan's mother gets a job with an airline and can now secure half-price fare.
(d) They read everything she has ever posted on the addiction support forum.

5. What does Ginny use to cook her eggs that upsets Elliot?
(a) Vegetable Oil.
(b) Butter.
(c) Non-stick spray.
(d) Pork fat.

6. What phrase does ChutesAndLadders use to describe his physical appearance?
(a) Freckled and bespectacled.
(b) Big black dude.
(c) Redheaded white guy.
(d) Mexican beanpole.

7. How long has it been since ChutesAndLadders has spoken to his son?
(a) 10 years.
(b) 3 years.
(c) 2 years.
(d) 5 years.

8. What is NOT one thing that Organgutan says makes sense to her now that she is in Japan?
(a) The woodpecker outside her window.
(b) Her own existence.
(c) The schoolgirls with their shy smiles.
(d) The noodles in the soup.

9. Where do Yazmin and Elliot plan to travel after Ginny's funeral to spread her ashes?
(a) El Yunque Rainforest.
(b) Grant Park.
(c) Grand Central Station.
(d) Rio Celeste Waterfall.

10. What is NOT one thing that Orangutan lists among the items that she buys with her paychecks from teaching?
(a) Drugs.
(b) Ice cream.
(c) Socks.
(d) Noodles.

11. For what government agency does ChutesAndLadders work?
(a) The Post Office.
(b) Child Protective Services.
(c) The Internal Revenue Service.
(d) The Central Intelligence Agency.

12. At what college does Yazmin teach?
(a) Dartmouth.
(b) Northwestern.
(c) Harvard.
(d) Swarthmore.

13. In what area of the world did Ginny want her ashes spread?
(a) In Puerto Rico.
(b) In Costa Rica.
(c) In Lake Michigan.
(d) In Liberty Bell Park.

14. In what sport does Fountainhead say he had placed at state championships two years in a row?
(a) Long jump.
(b) Discus.
(c) Shot-put.
(d) Javelin.

15. What is Elliot wearing around his neck that he tells the professor was given to him by his girlfriend?
(a) A gold locket.
(b) A yarn necklace.
(c) Military dog tags.
(d) A silver chain.

Short Answer Questions

1. What type of flowers does Elliot refuse to have in Ginny's funeral wreath?

2. For how long did Orangutan live in the country of her birth before she was adopted and moved to Maine?

3. How many days of sobriety does Orangutan announce she has when she comes back online after a long absence?

4. In what country was Orangutan born?

5. What make of car does Fountainhead drive?

(see the answer keys)

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