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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How long has it been since ChutesAndLadders has spoken to his son?
(a) 3 years.
(b) 2 years.
(c) 5 years.
(d) 10 years.

2. How many other Asians had Orangutan seen in person before traveling to Japan?
(a) 1.
(b) None.
(c) 5.
(d) 3.

3. How does Fountainhead damage his car while he is high on crack?
(a) He crashes into his garage.
(b) He runs over a curb.
(c) He runs into a telephone pole.
(d) He reverses into a fire hydrant.

4. What is Elliot wearing around his neck that he tells the professor was given to him by his girlfriend?
(a) A yarn necklace.
(b) Military dog tags.
(c) A gold locket.
(d) A silver chain.

5. For what government agency does ChutesAndLadders work?
(a) The Post Office.
(b) Child Protective Services.
(c) The Internal Revenue Service.
(d) The Central Intelligence Agency.

6. What metaphor does Orangutan use to describe her feelings about her own identity whilst in Sapporo?
(a) A single flake of snow in an avalanche.
(b) A star within the galaxy.
(c) A baby in a basket on an endless river.
(d) A fern among the redwoods.

7. From what California city does ChutesAndLadders hail?
(a) Los Angeles.
(b) San Diego.
(c) San Francisco.
(d) Santa Rosita.

8. How many days of sobriety does Orangutan announce she has when she comes back online after a long absence?
(a) 2.
(b) 40.
(c) 91.
(d) 32.

9. How does Elliot's dad let Elliot know that his mom, Ginny, has been put on life support?
(a) He calls him.
(b) He sends him a Facebook message.
(c) He sends him an email.
(d) He texts him.

10. What does Elliot do with the eggs when Ginny goes to the bathroom?
(a) He blots them.
(b) He throws them away.
(c) He feeds them to the dogs.
(d) He eats them himself.

11. What adjective does Haikumom use to describe Fountainhead's first post on the addiction support forum?
(a) Brave.
(b) Ridiculous.
(c) Startling.
(d) Arrogant.

12. What word does Haikumom type each time another member uses foul language on the forum?
(a) Censored.
(b) Delete.
(c) Foul.
(d) Stop.

13. What is NOT one of the things ChutesAndLadders mentions on his tirade against Fountainhead during Fountainhead's first log-in to the addiction support forum?
(a) His big heart.
(b) His big penis.
(c) His big muscles.
(d) His big ego.

14. What is the name of the professor that translates Elliot's memorized Arabic phrase for him?
(a) Professor Aman.
(b) Professor Imin.
(c) Professor Araman.
(d) Professor Amen.

15. How long does Orangutan stay away from the addiction support forum when it causes HaikuMom and ChutesAndLadders to worry about her?
(a) 3 days.
(b) 3 weeks.
(c) 3 months.
(d) 33 days.

Short Answer Questions

1. What item does HaikuMom tell ChutesAndLadders that she is going to buy for him?

2. Where do Yazmin and Elliot plan to travel after Ginny's funeral to spread her ashes?

3. Once Fountainhead logs off after his first time on the addiction support forum and Haikumom closes the thread, what does she instruct Fountainhead to do if he wants to reopen it?

4. What activity does ChutesAndLadders say that he and Orangutan engaged in all night the first time they met online?

5. For how long did Orangutan live in the country of her birth before she was adopted and moved to Maine?

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