3. What was George's relationship to the President of the university when Martha married him?
(a) Whipping boy
(b) Gopher
(c) Heir-apparent
(d) Yes man

4. What attribute makes Martha's stepmother like a witch?
(a) Her warts
(b) Her complexion
(c) Her love of cats
(d) Her temper

5. Why did George run the History Department for four years?
(a) He published a popular historical novel
(b) Martha's father took ill
(c) Martha's father was on sabatical
(d) Everyone was in the War

6. How old is Nick?
(a) Twenty-five
(b) Thirty-two
(c) Forty
(d) Twenty-eight

7. Which of these is not a name that Martha calls George in this section?
(a) Weepy-face
(b) Simp
(c) Cluck
(d) Put-upon-pie

8. Which is not among the "damnedest" drinks that Geroge says Martha used to prefer?
(a) Gimlet
(b) Flaming Punch Bowl
(c) Buck's Fizz
(d) Brandy Alexander

9. What does Nick say is not his idea of a good time?
(a) Evisceration
(b) Defenstration
(c) Masturbation
(d) Flagellation

10. With what does George say he is preoccupied?
(a) Sex
(b) Children
(c) Biology
(d) History

11. About what metaphorical trap does George warn Nick?
(a) Drop cage
(b) Quicksand
(c) Bear trap
(d) Bottomless pit

12. How does George silence Martha as she talks about his failure to take over the department?
(a) He slaps her
(b) He breaks a bottle over the bar
(c) He shoots at her with a toy gun
(d) He leaves the room

13. According to George,the way to a man's heart is ___________________.
(a) His wallet
(b) His wife's belly
(c) His house closet
(d) His tenure

14. How old does George tell Nick Martha is?
(a) One hundred and twenty-five
(b) Seventy
(c) Forty-five
(d) Twenty

15. What reason does George give for not kissing Martha?
(a) He's too drunk
(b) He'd be unfaithful to his other wife
(c) He'd get too excited
(d) He'd puke