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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Palmyra's habit to forget to do when he drives to Vernon's house?
(a) Indicate.
(b) Stop.
(c) Turn.
(d) Look both ways.

2. What does Vernon always hear leaving Dr. Oliver Goosens' ambulance?
(a) Music.
(b) A whisper.
(c) Crying.
(d) Thunder.

3. What does Pam eat while she sits on the sofa?
(a) Chips.
(b) Candy.
(c) Ice cream.
(d) Peanuts.

4. Who of the following is a friend of Vernon's?
(a) Jesus Noulerin.
(b) Jesus Bigger.
(c) Jesus Navarro.
(d) Jesus Barry.

5. What is the cowgirl wearing under her Levis?
(a) Nothing.
(b) A bikini.
(c) A leotard.
(d) A G-string.

6. Where does Vernon say he wants to buy a house?
(a) By the river.
(b) In the forest.
(c) On a clifftop.
(d) On the beach.

7. What new nickname has Lally given Vernon's mother?
(a) Vanessa Le Bourget.
(b) Veronica Salt.
(c) Doris Day.
(d) Maddame Tussaud.

8. Who does Vernon talk to about his mother's crisis?
(a) Lally.
(b) Palmyra.
(c) Taylor.
(d) Leona.

9. Which of the following cities does Vernon stop in on his journey to Mexico?
(a) Corpus Christi.
(b) San Angelo.
(c) San Antonio.
(d) Pecos.

10. Which of the following lessons is Vernon having when Jesus begins shooting?
(a) Geography.
(b) Maths.
(c) English.
(d) Physics.

11. What are Vernon's mother and Lally wearing when Vernon comes home?
(a) Bathrobes.
(b) Underwear.
(c) Shirts.
(d) Suits.

12. Who does Vernon introduce to Taylor's mother?
(a) Danny Naylor.
(b) Neil Naylor.
(c) Danny Taylor.
(d) Neil Taylor.

13. Why does Vernon think Jesus became so strange?
(a) He has no idea.
(b) He was going through puberty.
(c) He was bullied
(d) His stepfather beat him.

14. What shape does Vernon outline with his foot while sitting with Dr. Goosens?
(a) A hexagon.
(b) A square.
(c) A triangle.
(d) A circle.

15. What actor does Vernon say he wishes he were?
(a) Daniel Day Lewis.
(b) Steve McQueen.
(c) Jean Claude Van Damme.
(d) Arnold Schwartznegger.

Short Answer Questions

1. What part of Vernon's body does Dr. Oliver Goosens touch for the second time?

2. Which of the following of Vernon's mother's friends is the plumpest?

3. What program does Vernon hang up on his mother to watch?

4. What does Lally say is his job?

5. Which of the following guns does Vernon's mother not want to tell the police about?

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