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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In which book of the Bible does Kevin find a description of Nixon?
(a) The Book of Luke.
(b) The Book of Paul.
(c) The Book of David.
(d) The Book of Daniel.

2. What does Fat write on his telegram?
(a) OR KING FELIX.
(b) POROS KRATER.
(c) VALIS.
(d) ZEBRA.

3. Who does Linda say she and Eric work for?
(a) Rhipidon.
(b) Asklepios.
(c) Hephaistos.
(d) Shiva.

4. What does the author say Fat resembled more than a Buddha?
(a) A blind cat.
(b) A hit and run accident.
(c) A legless rabbitt.
(d) A directionless rocket.

5. What did Sophia say Kevin's cat was?
(a) Worthless.
(b) Ugly.
(c) Foolish.
(d) Stupid.

6. What character is Eric Lampton playing?
(a) The Deer Hunter.
(b) Mother Goose.
(c) Mongoose.
(d) Tom Foolery.

7. What does Fat think will happen to Wagner at the gates of heaven?
(a) They will turn him into an angel.
(b) They will laugh at him.
(c) They will slam the gates in his face.
(d) They throw spears at him.

8. What does Kevin say pigs can do?
(a) Sing.
(b) Whistle.
(c) Chatter.
(d) Fly.

9. Who do Fat and the others meet in Sonoma?
(a) Glora and Sherri.
(b) Eckehart and Hephaistos.
(c) Asklepios and Rhiidon.
(d) Eric and Linda.

10. Where does the group want to stop for a drink?
(a) Waterloo Street.
(b) King's Street.
(c) Sombrero Street.
(d) Baskerville Street.

11. What is the true secret name for religion?
(a) Love.
(b) Hate.
(c) Prosperity.
(d) Death.

12. Which character dies in this section?
(a) Phil.
(b) Fat.
(c) Linda.
(d) Mini.

13. What two phrases does Phil put together to make KING FELIX?
(a) FOOD KING and FELIX THE CAT.
(b) KING of KINGS and FELIX ALONE.
(c) TENNIS KING and FELIX THE GREAT.
(d) JOHN KING and FELIX TROUBLE.

14. What does Phil say the low humming he hears sounds like?
(a) A hummingbird.
(b) A vacuum cleaner.
(c) A CD player.
(d) A scrape of metal against metal.

15. What does Kevin say he hopes God has left him?
(a) More than one dollar.
(b) A good brain.
(c) His estate.
(d) His good will.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Mini say Sophia is surrounded by?

2. Who does Sophia remind Phil of?

3. Where does Phil dream he has a cabin?

4. What do the young girls in red chant?

5. Why did Sherri say that God took Kevin's cat?

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