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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What question does Lampton withdraw?
(a) How old are you.
(b) Do you have cancer.
(c) What happened to your twin.
(d) Are you on drugs.

2. What does Fat write on his telegram?
(a) OR KING FELIX.
(b) POROS KRATER.
(c) VALIS.
(d) ZEBRA.

3. Who does Phil think could have taken over the world in eighteen years time?
(a) Peter. P. Piper.
(b) Sophia Lampton.
(c) Eric Lampton.
(d) Ferris F. Fremount.

4. What kind of car does Kevin own?
(a) A BMW.
(b) A Mercedes.
(c) A Porrsche.
(d) A Honda.

5. What does Fat want to find in China?
(a) The eighth savior.
(b) The sixth savior.
(c) The seventh savior.
(d) The fifth savior.

6. What country does Fat fly to first?
(a) France.
(b) Mexico.
(c) Switterland.
(d) India.

7. Where does Fat recognize the verses that Eric recited from?
(a) Psalm 104.
(b) The Book of Dead.
(c) The Book of Danil.
(d) Psalm 56.

8. What does Philip mean in Greek?
(a) Regal.
(b) Loopy.
(c) Horselover.
(d) Fat.

9. What does Phil say only he and Christopher know?
(a) His spiritual number.
(b) His Christian name.
(c) Phil's secret ability.
(d) Phil's favorite deity.

10. What is the name of the new Linda Ronstadt album that Fat owns?
(a) Living in the USA.
(b) Falling for You.
(c) Born in the USA.
(d) People Know Nothing.

11. Why does Linda say she finds it difficult so believe Sophia is dead?
(a) She was still only two.
(b) She was supposed to be the savior.
(c) She was smiling and laughing only moments ago.
(d) She is her daughter.

12. What is the true secret name for religion?
(a) Death.
(b) Hate.
(c) Love.
(d) Prosperity.

13. Where does Kevin claim to find a description of Nixon?
(a) The Torah.
(b) The Book of Mormons.
(c) The english dicitonary.
(d) The Bible.

14. What character is Eric Lampton playing?
(a) The Deer Hunter.
(b) Mother Goose.
(c) Tom Foolery.
(d) Mongoose.

15. Complete the following line "You must put your..."
(a) Head on.
(b) Shoes on.
(c) Hat on.
(d) Belt on.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of Phil's publisher?

2. What does Kevin want to ask Sophia about?

3. What does Frederick F. Fremount's name stand for in numerical terms?

4. What does the author say Fat resembled more than a Buddha?

5. What is the name of the dynamite screenplay the author says he has written?

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