4. Who has Wittman cast Lance and the Yale Younger Poet as?
(a) The Double Boys
(b) The Poet Brothers
(c) The Dillinger Twins
(d) The Smoking Twins

5. Who does Wittman say he has found?
(a) Popo
(b) Nanci
(c) Lance
(d) Charles

6. What does Zeppelin live in?
(a) A tent
(b) A wood shed
(c) A camper
(d) A shack

7. What do Lance and the Yale poet mix their Asian accents with?
(a) A New York City accent
(b) A Carolina accent
(c) A Georgian accent
(d) A Texas accent

8. What does Wittman say Loong deludes himself about?
(a) His good looks
(b) His ethnicity
(c) His kung fu abilities
(d) His acting abilities

9. What is the name of Wittman's father?
(a) Jagger
(b) Stones
(c) Sabbath
(d) Zeppelin

10. Why does Wittman have trouble registering at the unemployment office?
(a) He does not have a marriage certificate
(b) He does not have a birth certificate
(c) He does not have a driver's license
(d) He does not have a passport

11. What do the Flying Lings perform?
(a) Trampoline
(b) The Can Can
(c) Trapeze
(d) Somersaults

12. What does Wittman set off at the end of the play?
(a) Sparklers
(b) Rockets
(c) Catherine Wheels
(d) Firecrackers

13. What does Wittman say to prevent his mother from worrying?
(a) I am eating well and keeping warm
(b) I am not sick or in trouble
(c) I have just found a better job
(d) My life is going fine

14. What does Wittman give Tasa for a wedding present?
(a) He recites a story
(b) He sings her a song
(c) Ae recites a poem
(d) He gives her a scroll

15. Why can Tasa not call in sick to work?
(a) She needs the money
(b) She has an important meeting
(c) She wakes up too late
(d) She is meeting a friend for lunch