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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 7-8, 'The Lowest-Paid Male Escort on the Entire Eastern Seaboard, Except for Maybe the Bronx' and 'Are Those Your Fingers in My Mouth, or Are You Just Happy to Not See Me?'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who films the throwing of the dummy off the bridge with his video camera?
(a) Ira.
(b) The Schwa.
(c) Howie.
(d) Antsy.

2. The Schwa is referred to as being __________.
(a) Effectively invisible.
(b) Virtually invisible.
(c) Ironically invisible.
(d) Functionally invisible.

3. What is the name of the company where Antsy's father works?
(a) Erickson Electronics.
(b) Farmer Feed.
(c) Thomas Telecommunications.
(d) Pisher Plastics.

4. How much do the student officers agree to pay a week to keep the Schwa on retainer?
(a) $50.
(b) $10.
(c) $100.
(d) $20.

5. In Chapter 4, children put bets on dares such as having the Schwa enter what location?
(a) The sorority house.
(b) The principal's office.
(c) The girls' locker room.
(d) Their parents' closets.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who dares the Schwa to sneak into Old Man Crawley's apartment in Chapter 4?

2. Antsy is in charge of walking Old Man Crawley's dogs that are named after __________.

3. Ira has ambitions to become a _________ when he grows up.

4. Which of the seven deadly sins refers to an inflated sense of one's personal status or accomplishments?

5. Old Man Crawley owns what kind of business?

(see the answer key)

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