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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapters 5-6, 'Which Is Worse: Getting Mauled by a Pack of Dogs, or Getting Your Brains Bashed Out by a Steel Poker?' and 'As If I Didn't Already Have Enough Annoying Things to Do Every Day, Now I Gotta Do This'.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who is very unfriendly to the Schwa in his first appearance and tells his friends that the Schwa is almost invisible and that people forget about him?
(a) Antsy.
(b) Ira.
(c) Lexie.
(d) Howie.

2. What do Antsy and his friends get the Schwa to wear in the boys' bathroom?
(a) An orange sombrero.
(b) High heels.
(c) A ski mask.
(d) A bikini.

3. What kind of dogs does Old Man Crawley have?
(a) Afghan Hounds.
(b) German Shepherds.
(c) Poodles.
(d) Doberman Pinschers.

4. Whose heritage does Old Man Crawley insult, saying his 'breeding' is bad?
(a) Howie's.
(b) Antsy's.
(c) Christian's.
(d) The Schwa's.

5. A girl agrees to pay to see the Schwa do what in Chapter 4?
(a) Leave the room without being noticed.
(b) Appear from thin air.
(c) Walk behind the techer.
(d) Play a basketball game.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who throws the dummy off the bridge in the boys' first experiment?

2. In the novel, the urinal strainer found in most bathrooms is a product of what company?

3. The Schwa is referred to as being __________.

4. Antsy is in charge of walking Old Man Crawley's dogs that are named after __________.

5. What does Old Man Crawley live above?

(see the answer key)

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