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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does the kitten say she will not be able to attend the big meeting?
(a) She is sick.
(b) She is locked in the house.
(c) She doesn't want to get caught.
(d) She is too small.

2. What does the leader cat preach to cats all over the world?
(a) Human Dominance.
(b) Feline Entrapment.
(c) Feline Dominance.
(d) Human Cruelty.

3. How does the cat talk to the kitten?
(a) It meows.
(b) It points with its tail.
(c) It speaks.
(d) Psychically.

4. What is the most satisfying prey for cats in the former world?
(a) Dragons.
(b) Humans.
(c) Other cats.
(d) Dogs.

5. What is Erasmus's occupation?
(a) Writer.
(b) Editor.
(c) Photographer.
(d) Reporter.

6. What bothers Madoc while raping Calliope?
(a) She pretends to enjoy it.
(b) She changes color.
(c) She cries.
(d) She acts human.

7. Whom does Calliope beg to save her?
(a) Madoc.
(b) Zeus.
(c) Other muses.
(d) Erasmus.

8. What does Madoc say he considers himself while at a party?
(a) A feminist.
(b) A writer.
(c) An expert.
(d) A socialist.

9. What kind of wasteland does the leader cat have to travel through in her dream?
(a) A watery wasteland.
(b) A burning wasteland.
(c) A sandy wasteland.
(d) A frozen wasteland.

10. What does the man ask his wife to find the morning after the meeting?
(a) His briefcase.
(b) His bow tie.
(c) His notes.
(d) His jacket.

11. What does Madoc force Calliope to do while in his house?
(a) Sing to him.
(b) Read his work.
(c) Make love to him.
(d) Clean his house.

12. How did the leader of the cat meeting view her life as a pet?
(a) She was happy.
(b) She was unfulfilled.
(c) She was confined.
(d) She was miserable.

13. What does the cat leading the meeting sit on top of?
(a) A garbage can.
(b) A head stone.
(c) A statue.
(d) A mantle piece.

14. How many cats does the leader cat thinks she needs to change the world?
(a) 100,000.
(b) 1,000,000.
(c) 10,000.
(d) 1,000.

15. How much work has Madoc done 3 hours after raping Calliope?
(a) He has written 3 chapters.
(b) He has recorded 3 new songs.
(c) He has written 3 articles about making love.
(d) None of the answers is correct.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the kitten say to the leader cat before leaving the meeting?

2. What was the first creature the leader cat saw in her dream after she was separated from her kittens?

3. What color eyes does the dream lord have?

4. What does the leader cat lose when she travels through the big void?

5. What is Richard Madoc's occupation?

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