2. Howie discovers that the authors Lecky, Boswell and Gibbon loved ___________
(a) Milk.
(b) Footnotes.
(c) Paper towels.
(d) Escalators.

3. What color are the paperback classics that line Howie's windowsill in his apartment?
(a) Black.
(b) Blue.
(c) White.
(d) Yellow.

4. Who gets the get-well poster for Ray at work?
(a) Abe.
(b) Tina.
(c) Howie.
(d) Bill.

5. What does Howie imagine the women doing in the corporate bathroom?
(a) Dancing.
(b) Brushing hair.
(c) Putting on lip gloss.
(d) Fixing pantyhose.

6. How many bathroom breaks is Howie allotted a day?
(a) 1.
(b) 6.
(c) 2.
(d) 4.

7. At age twenty-five, what percentage of Howie's thoughts are adult?
(a) 12 percent.
(b) 25 percent.
(c) 2 percent.
(d) 43 percent.

8. What invention does Howie praise lavishly while visiting the corporate bathroom?
(a) Toilet paper perforations.
(b) Self-flushers.
(c) Hand dryers.
(d) Double doors.

9. Howie compares the products at CVS to the products at what other store?
(a) Radio Shack.
(b) Crate and Barrel.
(c) Macy's.
(d) Sears.

10. What does Abe start whistling as he leaves the men's bathroom?
(a) "Clementine."
(b) "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy."
(c) "Oh, Susannah."
(d) "I Knew an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly."

11. What record does Howie describe listening to and cleaning with his family?
(a) The Sound of Music.
(b) Fiddler on the Roof.
(c) Annie.
(d) My Fair Lady.

12. What does Howie compare the stationary riders on the escalator to?
(a) Mimes.
(b) Snowmen.
(c) Easter Island monuments.
(d) Buckingham palace guards.

13. What did Howie hope the new shoelaces were made of?
(a) Polyester.
(b) Silk.
(c) Cotton.
(d) Synthetics.

14. How many times has Howie been in the situation of being too nervous to urinate in the men's room?
(a) 15.
(b) 45.
(c) 25.
(d) 35.

15. Who enters the bathroom, causing Howie to have urination issues?
(a) Les Guster.
(b) Bill Swint.
(c) Alan Pilna.
(d) Don Vanci.