2. What image does Howie conjure to help him urinate under stress?
(a) Going on someone's head.
(b) Escalators.
(c) Rushing rivers.
(d) Water falls.

3. What word is Howie staring at as he stands at the urinal?
(a) Eljer.
(b) Sealtest.
(c) Kohler.
(d) Moen.

4. Who enters the bathroom, causing Howie to have urination issues?
(a) Don Vanci.
(b) Alan Pilna.
(c) Les Guster.
(d) Bill Swint.

5. Howie compares the products at CVS to the products at what other store?
(a) Sears.
(b) Crate and Barrel.
(c) Radio Shack.
(d) Macy's.

6. What is the name of the publishing house of the book Howie reads on his lunch break?
(a) Penguin.
(b) Simon and Schuster.
(c) Random House.
(d) Knopf.

7. How old was Howie when he would deliberately leave his shoes untied on escalators?
(a) High school.
(b) Adulthood.
(c) College.
(d) Elementary school.

8. What skill is Howie particularly proud of?
(a) Toasting bread.
(b) Smiling.
(c) Stapling documents.
(d) Stepping on the escalator.

9. How much did Howie pay for popcorn?
(a) $.75.
(b) $2.
(c) $1.
(d) $.50.

10. At age twenty-five, what percentage of Howie's thoughts are adult?
(a) 2 percent.
(b) 43 percent.
(c) 12 percent.
(d) 25 percent.

11. What does Howie watch as he eats popcorn and walks to CVS?
(a) Buses.
(b) New cars.
(c) Women.
(d) Construction workers.

12. Howie compares the sunlight landing on parts of the office lobby to __________.
(a) Flickering candlight.
(b) Moonlight on water.
(c) Toaster coils heating.
(d) Glow of a campfire.

13. Howie sees the design flaw in escalators as the steps being ______.
(a) Too wide.
(b) Too fast.
(c) Too tall.
(d) Too short.

14. Which of these things does Howie NOT purchase on his way back from CVS?
(a) Soda.
(b) Milk.
(c) Cookie.
(d) Hot dog.

15. What record does Howie describe listening to and cleaning with his family?
(a) The Sound of Music.
(b) Annie.
(c) My Fair Lady.
(d) Fiddler on the Roof.