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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Dennis say is the drawback in Sir Ambrose's advice?
(a) Dennis is already engaged.
(b) Dennis loves Aimée.
(c) Dennis has no experience.
(d) Dennis has no money.

2. What does Dennis find shockingly tasteless?
(a) Aimée's dress.
(b) Aimée's hat.
(c) His first nutburger.
(d) Aimée's engagement to Mr. Joyboy.

3. What advice does Mr. Slump give Aimée?
(a) To jump off something high.
(b) To keep her engagement with Mr. Joyboy.
(c) To honor her commitment to Dennis.
(d) To figure it out for herself.

4. Why does Dennis say he should be offended by Aimée?
(a) She is avoiding him.
(b) She did not recognize some of the best-known poetry in the English language.
(c) She has embarrassed him in front of his friends.
(d) She dumps him for a mortician.

5. What does Sir Ambrose say will damage the credibility of Englishmen in Hollywood?
(a) For Dennis to marry a mortician.
(b) For Dennis to go into acting.
(c) For Dennis not to head the cricket team.
(d) For Dennis to become a non-sectarian minister.

6. Why does Mr. Slump drink whiskey?
(a) He likes the taste.
(b) To stop his cough.
(c) To forget his miserable life.
(d) He is unhappy.

7. What does Mr. Slump do incessantly?
(a) Jokes.
(b) Sucks on peppermint sticks.
(c) Blows his nose.
(d) Smokes.

8. What does Mr. Slump say about what women cannot seem to do?
(a) Let a man go.
(b) Stand up for herself.
(c) Concede defeat to another woman.
(d) Pick the right man.

9. Why are the other cosmeticians jealous of Aimée?
(a) Mr. Kenworthy has promoted her.
(b) Her bodies have better smiles than theirs.
(c) Mr. Joyboy has promoted her.
(d) Dennis has been paying a lot of attention to her.

10. What does Aimée tell Mr. Joyboy about what she wrote her note on?
(a) Her fiancee wrote the poem.
(b) Nothing.
(c) It was all she had in her office.
(d) She thought he'd appreciate the humor of using mortuary paper.

11. What gives Aimée no doubt of what she will write in her final letter to Guru Brahmin?
(a) The exposure of Dennis as a fake and liar.
(b) The knowledge of Mr. Joyboy as genuine.
(c) Her desire to do the right thing.
(d) Dennis' contrition.

12. How has Aimée's "friend" at work become?
(a) Morose and mean.
(b) Aloof.
(c) Excited about another one of the cosmeticians.
(d) Very supportive of Aimée's engagement.

13. Who is Guru Brahmin?
(a) A clown who works at the pet cemetery.
(b) A Buddhist monk.
(c) The man who will officiate at the service for Sir Francis.
(d) A columnist.

14. Who do two gloomy men represent?
(a) Sir Ambrose.
(b) Sir Francis' children.
(c) No one.
(d) Guru Brahmin.

15. What does Dennis ask Erroll Bartholomew?
(a) How to get a job with the State.
(b) How to perform a marriage ceremony.
(c) Why dead people always seem to be smiling.
(d) How to become a non-sectarian minister.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Mr. Slump ask his secretary to do?

2. What does Aimée tell Mr. Joyboy when he wants to celebrate with her?

3. What has Dennis not yet done?

4. How is Mr. Slump's appearance?

5. What does Mr. Joyboy begin to do?

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