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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the name of the wife of the lawyer that Dirk hits with his car?
(a) Cynthia.
(b) Beth.
(c) Barbara.
(d) Sally.

2. What does Kate ask about when she tells Thor she has been reading about him?
(a) His wig.
(b) His father.
(c) His helmet.
(d) His beard.

3. In what kind of vehicle does Odin return to Valhalla?
(a) A Mack diesel.
(b) A dead-in-the-water Citroen.
(c) A decrepit Jaguar.
(d) An unmarked gray Mercedes van.

4. What does the old man that befriends Dirk at King's Cross Station utter often?
(a) "Oh, ah".
(b) "Humph".
(c) "Delicious!".
(d) "Naught!".

5. How does Kate describe Thor's eyes?
(a) As glacial.
(b) As oval.
(c) As tired.
(d) As jade-like.

6. What sensory experience for Dirk increases with a heavy sky?
(a) Blindness.
(b) Claustrophobia.
(c) Extreme depression.
(d) Ecstasy.

7. To what conclusion does Dirk come in regards to Thor at the airport when he contemplates the gods roaming the earth?
(a) That he would have trouble in traffic.
(b) That the gods could destroy the earth.
(c) That he would have no passport.
(d) That music would mean nothing to him.

8. According to Odin, very little attention was given to _____ at Valhalla.
(a) Steak.
(b) Weapon maintenance.
(c) Wine.
(d) Laundry.

9. On what type of bass does Neil play "The Ride of the Valkyries"?
(a) A Steinberger.
(b) A Dean Edge.
(c) A Fender Precision.
(d) An Epiphone.

10. What store is closed for the night when Dirk looks for cigarettes?
(a) 7-Eleven.
(b) Cross Wares.
(c) H.W. Smith.
(d) B.E. Bradley.

11. What does Thor tear up to bind his injured arm?
(a) Kate's nightgown.
(b) Kate's towel.
(c) Kate's umbrella.
(d) Kate's tablecloth.

12. What is Tsuliwaensis about to do when Kate and Thor arrive in Asgard?
(a) Steal the keys to Valhalla.
(b) Kill herself.
(c) Cook a mutton steak.
(d) Ride on a ghost ship.

13. Where do Kate and Thor find themselves when they flick out of Asgard?
(a) A bedroom suite in a hotel.
(b) A train station in the South of France.
(c) Woodshead.
(d) Dirk's house.

14. As Dirk turns through Islington, he begins the long haul past _____.
(a) Pizza restaurants and estate agents.
(b) Pet groomers and hair salons.
(c) Laundromats and car repair shops.
(d) Hamburger joints and vision centers.

15. What is in the lip preserver Kate puts in Thor's bath?
(a) Comfrey.
(b) Shea butter.
(c) Aloe.
(d) Jojoba oil.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Kate ask if she will need in Asgard before they go?

2. Why does Dirk think nobody will sell him cigarettes?

3. What happens to a god that makes the god know he is dead?

4. What squeaks in protest as Dirk drives down the road in the rain in Chapter 19?

5. When Dirk is struggling up through Pentonville Road in traffic, what does he suddenly think of?

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