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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How is Odin described when Thor contemplates Toe Rag's insistence that he only does what Odin tells him to do?
(a) As a force of nature.
(b) As a pampered old god.
(c) As a lightening bolt.
(d) As a tree-totaller.

2. What kind of car does Dirk have?
(a) An elderly Jaguar.
(b) A coughing Dodge.
(c) A frumpy Jetta.
(d) A sedate Sienna.

3. At Anstey's house, Gilks tells Dirk to quit standing there like a _____.
(a) Deer in the headlights.
(b) Dugong.
(c) Drunken sailor.
(d) Tree.

4. What is the name of Dirk's cleaning lady?
(a) Elena.
(b) Anna.
(c) Irina.
(d) Oksana.

5. What are hung on the walls of Anstey's house?
(a) Greek rugs.
(b) Monets.
(c) Certificates of Merit.
(d) Boat ropes.

6. What is being delivered outside Dirk's house as he wakes up in the morning after the Heathrow incident?
(a) A giant cauldron.
(b) A vending machine.
(c) A harpsichord.
(d) A pizza.

7. What does Dirk find in his refrigerator when he opens it in the morning that disturbs him?
(a) A spider.
(b) A smelly piece of meat.
(c) A moldy banana.
(d) A second human hair.

8. In what way does Toe Rag consider himself a professional?
(a) As a provocateur.
(b) As a sabateur.
(c) As a servant.
(d) As a whistle blower.

9. What are nine-tenths of the cabin trunks in Kate's dreams filled with?
(a) Yarn.
(b) Explosives.
(c) Penguins.
(d) Polaroids.

10. What is hanging on the wall of Mr. Standish's office?
(a) An empty black picture frame.
(b) An oversized diploma.
(c) A wooden spoon.
(d) A stuffed animal from the fair.

11. Where does Dirk find Anstey's gold record hanging?
(a) In the kitchen.
(b) From a noose.
(c) Around a child's neck.
(d) In the bathroom.

12. Who recorded "Hot Potato"?
(a) Seclusion of the Orion Scorpionic Monks.
(b) Pugilism and the Third Autistic Cuckoo.
(c) Anarchy's Midwife.
(d) Rolling Stones.

13. Where is the village located where Woodshead is?
(a) The Berkshires.
(b) The Hamptons.
(c) The Cotswolds.
(d) The Blackmoors.

14. What did someone drop on Thor once to provoke him?
(a) His hammer.
(b) A forest.
(c) Asgard.
(d) A continent.

15. How did Kate's husband die?
(a) In a plane crash over Idaho.
(b) Hailing a taxi in New York.
(c) Choking on a cheeseburger in Hong Kong.
(d) Sailing the English Channel.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the waiter's hair filled with who waits on Dirk?

2. What does Thor call Toe Rag?

3. What is Kate's last name?

4. What is country of origin of the record turntable in Anstey's basement?

5. How does Dirk describe his navigation method?

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