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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does "Crazy Abe" live?
(a) In the EW waiting room.
(b) In a mental institution.
(c) On the street.
(d) In an old dilapidated house.

2. Why is Jo's philosophy on treating patients so different from the Fat Man's?
(a) Because she thinks she can cure everyone.
(b) Because she gives up on patients much more quickly.
(c) Because she doesn't have any human interaction with them.
(d) Because she gets too emotionally involved.

3. What does Roy use to remember medical facts?
(a) Acronym.
(b) Paper.
(c) Mnenomic device.
(d) Metaphor.

4. Who is Molly?
(a) A doctor who is always anxious.
(b) A friend of Roy from home.
(c) A gomer.
(d) An attractive nurse.

5. Except for her ____________________, Berry is naked at the beginning of the novel.
(a) Hat.
(b) Sunglasses.
(c) Make-up.
(d) Underwear.

6. What does Roy say he loved before the House of God?
(a) Naps.
(b) Old people.
(c) Nurses.
(d) Children.

7. In Chapter 9, what triggers Roy's outburst to Jo?
(a) She tells Roy that he needs to step it up.
(b) Her immediate response to a death is to ask for a postmortem.
(c) She comes in on her day off when she said she wouldn't.
(d) She won't let a patient die quickly who is in pain.

8. Berry's profession was what?
(a) A cardiologist.
(b) A lawyer.
(c) An accountant.
(d) A clinical psychologist.

9. What is Berry's advice on how to survive the internship?
(a) Denial.
(b) Valium.
(c) Alcohol.
(d) To zone-out.

10. What is a Sociable Cervix?
(a) The person who can get favors done for anyone at the hospital.
(b) A woman who donates eggs.
(c) The person responsible for getting gomers placed.
(d) A nurse who will date any doctor.

11. Who are the first two people Roy meets in the EW?
(a) Berry's look-alike and her sidekick.
(b) The two pretty nurses.
(c) The two policemen.
(d) The chief resident and his protege.

12. Why did Roy end up covering a shift for Eddie who covered a shift for Potts?
(a) Because Potts had to go to his father's funeral.
(b) Because Potts went down south to help his mom move.
(c) Because Potts was depressed and couldn't get out of bed.
(d) Because Potts's wife got sick and he had to go to the hospital.

13. Why does Leggo say he thought Roy was in the military?
(a) Because he salutes people when he meets them.
(b) Because he simply "looks like a soldier."
(c) Because he always refers to him as "sir."
(d) Because he has great posture.

14. For what occasion do Berry and Roy visit his parents?
(a) His brother's wife had a baby.
(b) His parents' anniversary.
(c) Roy's birthday.
(d) Thanksgiving.

15. What does the gomer Anna O. always yell?
(a) RUN! RUN! RUN!
(b) ROOODLE!
(c) POODLES, POODLES!
(d) AAAAAH!

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Chuck and Roy have to hide from Jo?

2. In Chapter 13, why did Berry mention being worried about Chuck?

3. What was wrong with the patient Ina?

4. What does Roy mean when he refers to "Cooper's Droopers"?

5. What week is supposedly the "worst" week in the EW?

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