2. What does Goolrick think was the ultimate goal of Butter Day?
(a) For the children to learn.
(b) For Mrs. Lackman to receive free butter.
(c) For the children to have a day off.
(d) For the store to sell cream.

3. What does Goolrick grow to despise?
(a) The touch of loved ones.
(b) The taste of bourbon.
(c) The casual touch of strangers.
(d) The smell of burning hair.

4. What did brother once stick in Goolrick's forehead?
(a) A nail.
(b) A tack.
(c) A knife.
(d) A pencil.

5. What does Goolrick begin to obsess about?
(a) His finances.
(b) His health.
(c) His friends.
(d) His mental state.

6. What killed Sally Page?
(a) Strep throat.
(b) Polio.
(c) Measels.
(d) Mumps.

7. What costume did Goolrick and his brother love as children?
(a) Jester costumes.
(b) Cowboy costumes.
(c) Angel costumes.
(d) Indian costumes.

8. Who molested Goolrick?
(a) His brother.
(b) His father.
(c) His uncle.
(d) His grandfather.

9. What does Mrs. Lackman do to the young man who accidentally wets himself?
(a) Ridicules him.
(b) Forces him to strip in front of other children.
(c) Changes him.
(d) Allows him to go home.

10. What did the family do with letters to Santa?
(a) Took them to school.
(b) Mailed them.
(c) Shredded them.
(d) Burned them.

11. What does Goolrick admit about his childhood?
(a) He remembers all of it.
(b) He loved it.
(c) He despised it.
(d) He remembers little of it.

12. What did Goolrick's parents never buy for him?
(a) A bicycle.
(b) A new suit.
(c) A car.
(d) A new pair of shoes.

13. What did Goolrick's father do in one of the pageants?
(a) He was a soldier.
(b) He was a president.
(c) He was the flag.
(d) He was Martha Washington.

14. What does Goolrick do with the girl next door?
(a) Tries to molest her.
(b) Has sex.
(c) Ties her up.
(d) Kisses her.

15. Why did the McClouds throw Goolrick out?
(a) He did drugs.
(b) He was gay.
(c) He was drunk.
(d) His family thought they were better than everyone.