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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How does Adam describe the Creedish Church elders?
(a) Money hungry, power thirsty racists.
(b) Self-hating.
(c) Caring fathers who taught him well.
(d) Radical pacifists.

2. Where are Fertility, Tender and Adam headed when they leave the Super Bowl?
(a) New York.
(b) Washington.
(c) Montana.
(d) Nebraska.

3. How do Tender, Fertility and Adam decide to travel to escape from the Super Bowl?
(a) Hitchhiking at truck stops.
(b) Stealing cars.
(c) Hopping on manufactured trailer houses.
(d) Riding a Greyhound bus.

4. What does Fertility tell Tender she has come to realize about everything in life?
(a) Everything is worth living for.
(b) Everything is new and different.
(c) Everything happens in a pattern.
(d) Everything is fake.

5. What is Fertility carrying around with her at the airport?
(a) The Book of Very Common Prayer.
(b) A knife and a cell phone.
(c) An urn and a gun.
(d) A new daily planner.

6. Who does Adam say made Tender the ultimate slave?
(a) His employers.
(b) The Creedish elders.
(c) Fertility.
(d) The agent.

7. What does Tender tell the reader at the end of chapter 8?
(a) He doesn't want to die in the plane.
(b) He knows that Adam and Fertility are lovers.
(c) He is going to land the plane and find Fertility.
(d) The third engine of the plane has flamed out.

8. What does Adam do when they are close to PornFill?
(a) Tells Tender how much he's missed him.
(b) Crashes their car into a wall.
(c) Promises to take care of Tender.
(d) Lets Tender drive.

9. What is Tender's new television show called?
(a) Survivor.
(b) Tender Branson's Daily Thoughts.
(c) Peace of Mind.
(d) Saved.

10. When does Tender first see the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) When someone asks for an autograph.
(b) When he buys one at the book store.
(c) When the agent finalizes the text with him.
(d) When the PR team presents him with the first copy.

11. What does Tender beg of Fertility on their journey after the Super Bowl?
(a) To let them get caught.
(b) To hide him.
(c) To hold his hand.
(d) For a kiss.

12. How many predictions does Fertility decide to give Tender at a time?
(a) One a month.
(b) One a day.
(c) One a year.
(d) One a week.

13. In what city is the Super Bowl taking place?
(a) Miami.
(b) New Orleans.
(c) New York.
(d) Dallas.

14. Who has experience with the travel method that Tender, Fertility and Adam use to escape the Super Bowl?
(a) Adam.
(b) Fertility.
(c) Tender.
(d) The agent.

15. Where is the Creedish land located?
(a) Montana.
(b) Utah.
(c) Nebraska.
(d) Washington.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who writes Tender's speeches and hymns?

2. When did the media team write Tender's autobiography?

3. How much is Fertility paid each time she has sex with a client?

4. In one of his prepared speeches, Tender says that God only gives one gift that is greater than life. What is that gift?

5. What does Fertility put on Tender's body on their trip?

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