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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where do Fertility, Adam and Tender hide out after the Super Bowl?
(a) PornFill.
(b) In the bathroom of Wendy's.
(c) Fertility's apartment.
(d) A Ronald McDonald house.

2. What does Fertility do when she sees Tender and Adam leaving her on their cross country journey?
(a) She cries.
(b) She runs after them.
(c) She curses them.
(d) She gets a taxi.

3. How long has the agent's company been waiting to see who the last Creedish member would be?
(a) A year.
(b) Six weeks.
(c) Six months.
(d) Two days.

4. What can possibly make people angry about the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) It is very expensive.
(b) It is written in Italian.
(c) If Tender tells everyone it is fake.
(d) If the prayers did not work.

5. What prediction or "miracle" does Tender announce at the Super Bowl?
(a) Both teams will forfeit.
(b) The Cardinals will beat the Colts by 10 points.
(c) The Cardinals will score two touchdowns.
(d) The Colts will beat the Cardinals by 3 points.

6. The morning after sleeping together, where does Fertility tell Tender she is going?
(a) Spain.
(b) Australia.
(c) Mexico.
(d) New York.

7. What event does Fertility write in her daily planner before she goes to catch a plane?
(a) At 1:25, someone will hijack flight 2039.
(b) At 2:00, Tender will be arrested.
(c) At 1:30, Dr. Ambrose will fire Fertility.
(d) At 2:20, there will be a 20 car pileup.

8. Who writes Tender's speeches and hymns?
(a) A marketing team.
(b) The agent.
(c) The PR team.
(d) Tender.

9. What does Fertility reveal about herself that makes her choice of work ironic?
(a) She falls in love with her clients.
(b) She doesn't want to have kids.
(c) She is already pregnant.
(d) She is infertile.

10. What do the people who call Tender's television show want?
(a) Money.
(b) His help and advice.
(c) A blessing.
(d) A chance to win a cruise.

11. What does Fertility tell Tender she has come to realize about everything in life?
(a) Everything is fake.
(b) Everything is new and different.
(c) Everything is worth living for.
(d) Everything happens in a pattern.

12. Who does Tender come to realize that the masses do not want to worship?
(a) Anyone who is poor.
(b) Anyone who is less than perfect.
(c) Anyone who is prettier than them.
(d) Anyone who doesn't truly love them.

13. Which of the following is NOT part of Tender's makeover?
(a) Chemical peels.
(b) Lasik surgery.
(c) Electrolysis.
(d) Dermabrasion.

14. Who claims responsibility for the caseworker's death?
(a) Fertility.
(b) Tender.
(c) Adam.
(d) The agent.

15. What disaster does Tender choose to reveal as his miracle?
(a) A shark attack.
(b) A tanning salon explosion.
(c) An oil tanker capsizing.
(d) A swarm of a zillion killer bees.

Short Answer Questions

1. What was Adam's last wish?

2. What does the agent decide to call Tender's brief television spots?

3. What does Adam say kept the tenders and the biddies from having power?

4. Where does Tender get the answers to the questions he is asked on his television show?

5. Complete the sentence. Fertility tells Tender that she will not always be with Tender physically, but ______.

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