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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Fertility tell Tender she has come to realize about everything in life?
(a) Everything is fake.
(b) Everything is worth living for.
(c) Everything is new and different.
(d) Everything happens in a pattern.

2. What drove Tender's brother, Adam, out of hiding?
(a) A call from Fertility.
(b) The PornFill Project.
(c) Tender's television show.
(d) Tender's miracles.

3. What does Tender hope will happen to him if he gets caught?
(a) They will only give him a fine.
(b) He will get a short prison sentence.
(c) He will be a hero.
(d) He will get the electric chair.

4. Who claims responsibility for the caseworker's death?
(a) Fertility.
(b) The agent.
(c) Tender.
(d) Adam.

5. What is Tender's new television show called?
(a) Survivor.
(b) Tender Branson's Daily Thoughts.
(c) Peace of Mind.
(d) Saved.

6. What does Fertility do when she sees Tender and Adam leaving her on their cross country journey?
(a) She curses them.
(b) She cries.
(c) She gets a taxi.
(d) She runs after them.

7. What prediction or "miracle" does Tender announce at the Super Bowl?
(a) Both teams will forfeit.
(b) The Colts will beat the Cardinals by 3 points.
(c) The Cardinals will beat the Colts by 10 points.
(d) The Cardinals will score two touchdowns.

8. What does the agent say that Tender is?
(a) The best thing since sliced bread.
(b) The new diet cola.
(c) His best friend.
(d) The best savior yet.

9. The morning after sleeping together, what surprising news does Fertility give to Tender?
(a) She was secretly married to Adam.
(b) She wants to marry him.
(c) She hates him.
(d) She is pregnant.

10. What does the agent decide to call Tender's brief television spots?
(a) Tender Branson's Miracle Minute.
(b) Branson's Bounty.
(c) Tender Branson's Look Into The Future.
(d) Miracle Time.

11. Who does Fertility say will be found dead before the game?
(a) Adam.
(b) The agent.
(c) Fertility.
(d) The caseworker.

12. Who is following Tender at the airport, as Tender follows Fertility?
(a) The agent.
(b) Dr. Ambrose.
(c) Adam.
(d) FBI agents.

13. What does Fertility reveal about herself that makes her choice of work ironic?
(a) She is already pregnant.
(b) She is infertile.
(c) She doesn't want to have kids.
(d) She falls in love with her clients.

14. What does Fertility do as the Tender searched the plane?
(a) Cries.
(b) Tries to leave the plane without him noticing.
(c) Rifles through people's belongings.
(d) Gets a drink.

15. When does Tender first see the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) When he buys one at the book store.
(b) When the PR team presents him with the first copy.
(c) When someone asks for an autograph.
(d) When the agent finalizes the text with him.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is on the dashboard of the car that Adam and Tender steal?

2. What does Tender say that his spots on television make him feel like?

3. What does Adam thank Fertility for before she is out of sight?

4. What does Fertility put on Tender's body on their trip?

5. Where does Tender get the answers to the questions he is asked on his television show?

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