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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Tender wait for Fertility while in the airport before the Super Bowl?
(a) At the terminal.
(b) The bar at a restaurant.
(c) The baggage claim area.
(d) A bathroom stall.

2. How many copies of the Book of Very Common Prayer are sold?
(a) One hundred million.
(b) Ten thousand.
(c) Two thousand.
(d) Two hundred million.

3. What will the police think is Tender's motive for killing the Creedish?
(a) He wanted to become famous.
(b) He wanted to get married.
(c) He wanted to forget his memories.
(d) He wanted to be the leader.

4. What does Adam do when they are close to PornFill?
(a) Crashes their car into a wall.
(b) Tells Tender how much he's missed him.
(c) Lets Tender drive.
(d) Promises to take care of Tender.

5. What has happened to Tender as a result of all the steroids and drugs he has taken?
(a) He cannot feel his face.
(b) His voice is changing.
(c) His skin is turning yellow.
(d) His liver is shutting down.

6. How much is Fertility paid each time she has sex with a client?
(a) Five thousand dollars.
(b) Fifty dollars.
(c) Twenty thousand dollars.
(d) Two hundred dollars.

7. Complete the sentence. Fertility tells Tender that she will not always be with Tender physically, but ______.
(a) She will always just be a phone call away.
(b) He will always be in her heart.
(c) She will always know where to find him.
(d) She will always love him.

8. Who is following Tender at the airport, as Tender follows Fertility?
(a) Adam.
(b) Dr. Ambrose.
(c) FBI agents.
(d) The agent.

9. After the Super Bowl, what do the media begin referring to Tender as?
(a) Tender the Antichrist.
(b) Tender the Savior.
(c) Tender the Con Artist.
(d) Tender the Loser.

10. What does the agent say that Tender is?
(a) The best thing since sliced bread.
(b) The best savior yet.
(c) The new diet cola.
(d) His best friend.

11. What does ChemoSolv supposedly do?
(a) Grow hair.
(b) Clear chemicals from the body.
(c) Get rid of pimples.
(d) Cure cancer.

12. What does Adam thank Fertility for before she is out of sight?
(a) Getting him some food at the last stop.
(b) Sleeping with him the night before.
(c) Always being so good to Tender.
(d) Telling him everything that is about to happen.

13. When does Tender first see the Book of Very Common Prayer?
(a) When the PR team presents him with the first copy.
(b) When the agent finalizes the text with him.
(c) When someone asks for an autograph.
(d) When he buys one at the book store.

14. What does Tender hope will happen to him if he gets caught?
(a) He will get a short prison sentence.
(b) They will only give him a fine.
(c) He will get the electric chair.
(d) He will be a hero.

15. Who else arrives to see Tender before the Super Bowl?
(a) His employer.
(b) His mother.
(c) The caseworker.
(d) Adam.

Short Answer Questions

1. What will Fertility be waiting in for Tender after he escapes from the Super Bowl?

2. What do the people who call Tender's television show want?

3. What can possibly make people angry about the Book of Very Common Prayer?

4. Where does Tender get the answers to the questions he is asked on his television show?

5. According to Adam, what will Tender need to do to not be a slave any longer?

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