View a FREE sample

This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Fertility tell Tender that they will do once he records his life story?
(a) Start a new life together.
(b) Never see each other again.
(c) Kill themselves.
(d) Turn themselves into the police.

2. What is Tender's new television show called?
(a) Survivor.
(b) Saved.
(c) Peace of Mind.
(d) Tender Branson's Daily Thoughts.

3. After the Super Bowl, what do the media begin referring to Tender as?
(a) Tender the Con Artist.
(b) Tender the Antichrist.
(c) Tender the Savior.
(d) Tender the Loser.

4. What does Tender have to do on T.V. in a thirty-second slot?
(a) Recite a prayer.
(b) Bless the audience.
(c) Tell his life story.
(d) Perform a miracle.

5. On their cross country trip, when they make a stop, what does Tender beg Fertility to get for him at a gas station?
(a) Beer.
(b) Chap Stick.
(c) A paper with a story about him.
(d) Water.

6. What happens on Tender's television show?
(a) He grants wishes to the poor.
(b) He kills himself.
(c) He talks about his relationship with Fertility.
(d) He is interviewed by a well-known journalist.

7. What do the agent and his PR team want to do for Tender?
(a) Feed him.
(b) Reinvent him.
(c) Befriend him.
(d) Kill him.

8. Which of the following is NOT part of Tender's makeover?
(a) Dermabrasion.
(b) Chemical peels.
(c) Electrolysis.
(d) Lasik surgery.

9. What is Fertility's real name?
(a) Greta Harver.
(b) Gina Branson.
(c) Gwen Hollis.
(d) Gertrude Hollis.

10. The morning after sleeping together, what surprising news does Fertility give to Tender?
(a) She hates him.
(b) She was secretly married to Adam.
(c) She wants to marry him.
(d) She is pregnant.

11. What event does Fertility write in her daily planner before she goes to catch a plane?
(a) At 2:00, Tender will be arrested.
(b) At 2:20, there will be a 20 car pileup.
(c) At 1:30, Dr. Ambrose will fire Fertility.
(d) At 1:25, someone will hijack flight 2039.

12. Where is the Creedish land located?
(a) Washington.
(b) Montana.
(c) Nebraska.
(d) Utah.

13. What does ChemoSolv supposedly do?
(a) Cure cancer.
(b) Clear chemicals from the body.
(c) Get rid of pimples.
(d) Grow hair.

14. Where do Fertility, Adam and Tender hide out after the Super Bowl?
(a) Fertility's apartment.
(b) In the bathroom of Wendy's.
(c) PornFill.
(d) A Ronald McDonald house.

15. According to the agent, how far do suicides date back to?
(a) 1653.
(b) 1563.
(c) 1955.
(d) 1363.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who is following Tender at the airport, as Tender follows Fertility?

2. Who does Tender come to realize that the masses do not want to worship?

3. What do people do when Tender tells everyone on the plane to get down?

4. What is the first rebellion of a young person, according to Adam?

5. What will the police think is Tender's motive for killing the Creedish?

(see the answer keys)

This section contains 485 words (approx. 2 pages at 300 words per page) View a FREE sample