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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does the caseworker diagnose Tender with a new disease every week?
(a) Because he doesn't have any disorders.
(b) She is trying to get a graduate degree in psychology.
(c) She just wants to do it for fun.
(d) Because she can't figure out his real problems.

2. What did Tender start doing after he learned of the suicides of those in the Survivor Retention Program?
(a) Smoking and drinking.
(b) Praying.
(c) Cleaning.
(d) Gambling.

3. What did the FBI do when they went to the Creedish colony to investigate the complaint?
(a) Did head counts of all the children.
(b) Took pictures of their homes and children.
(c) Questioned all the men.
(d) Took the adults into custody.

4. Which of the following is NOT included in Tender's job duties?
(a) Cleaning urine out of drapes.
(b) Rewinding pornographic videos.
(c) Instructing his employers how to eat certain meals.
(d) Giving his employers massages.

5. How does Tender feel when he sees the obituaries of the suicide deaths?
(a) Disappointed.
(b) Regretful.
(c) Wonderful.
(d) Sad.

6. What does the caseworker use while helping at Tender's employers' house?
(a) A shovel.
(b) A strong mix of ammonia and bleach.
(c) His employers' car.
(d) Lemon pledge.

7. Where does the caseworker come to meet Tender?
(a) At his employers' house.
(b) The library.
(c) His apartment.
(d) McDonalds.

8. What does Fertility tell "phone Tender" about her boss?
(a) He's kind of like her booking agent.
(b) He is mean.
(c) He gave her a raise.
(d) He assaulted her.

9. Which of the following is NOT one of the phrases spoken between Creedish Church members in the outside world?
(a) May our efforts bring all those around us to Heaven.
(b) May you die with all your work complete.
(c) May you live long and prosper.
(d) May you be a complete service in your lifetime.

10. Tender gives detailed instructions to his employers on the proper way to eat a certain food? What was that food?
(a) Salmon.
(b) Steak.
(c) Lobster.
(d) Oysters.

11. Why does Fertility become upset with Tender on their third date?
(a) He refuses to laugh at the jokes.
(b) He laughs at the Creedish jokes.
(c) He tries to kiss her.
(d) He makes fat jokes.

12. What happened after the FBI started to investigate the Creedish Church?
(a) The church relocated to California.
(b) The church broke up and everyone moved.
(c) The entire colony committed suicide.
(d) Church elders decided to change the rules.

13. What does Fertility Hollis ask Tender when she calls his suicide hotline?
(a) "Should I kill myself?"
(b) "Is your name Tender Branson?"
(c) "Did you tell my brother to kill himself?"
(d) "Does it hurt very much to die?"

14. How long are Tender's brother and his brother's wife in the outside world?
(a) One night.
(b) One week.
(c) A year.
(d) One weekend.

15. In Creedish culture, what does a girl's name change to when she gets married?
(a) Auntie.
(b) Biddy.
(c) Author.
(d) Mother.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Tender say happens now when he sees a fellow Creedish Church member?

2. Before Tender is sent out to work, who tells him about the "real world"?

3. What is Tender doing when he receives a phone call from a girl in a loud dance club?

4. What does Tender do on the phone so Fertility won't recognize him as the guy from the cemetery?

5. As Fertility is reminiscing about Trevor while on her first "date" with Tender, what does she ask Tender to do?

(see the answer keys)

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