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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What do a lot of the Creedish Church members have issues with, including Tender?
(a) Homesickness.
(b) Sex and masturbation.
(c) Their weight.
(d) Their employers.

2. When Fertility calls Tender over the suicide hotline, what does she say is her reason for never being able to date the guy from the cemetery?
(a) He was mean to her.
(b) He is too old.
(c) He is really ugly.
(d) He used to date her brother.

3. Before Tender is sent out to work, who tells him about the "real world"?
(a) His brother, Adam.
(b) His brother, John.
(c) His father.
(d) A church elder.

4. How long has Tender had a caseworker?
(a) Five years.
(b) One year.
(c) Ten years.
(d) Two years.

5. What did the FBI do when they went to the Creedish colony to investigate the complaint?
(a) Did head counts of all the children.
(b) Questioned all the men.
(c) Took the adults into custody.
(d) Took pictures of their homes and children.

6. Why did Tender once try to get a job at McDonalds?
(a) To get a discount on the food.
(b) To contaminate the food.
(c) To make extra money.
(d) To meet girls.

7. On what day of the week does Tender have his first "date" with Fertility?
(a) Saturday.
(b) Friday.
(c) Tuesday.
(d) Wednesday.

8. How does Tender feel when he sees the obituaries of the suicide deaths?
(a) Disappointed.
(b) Regretful.
(c) Wonderful.
(d) Sad.

9. Where does Tender meet Fertility for their first "date"?
(a) A French restaurant.
(b) Her apartment.
(c) A local nightclub.
(d) The cemetery.

10. What does Fertility do to keep track of her dreams?
(a) She has Tender write them down.
(b) She uses an audio recorder.
(c) She keeps a calendar.
(d) She jots them in her notebook.

11. What was started to help protect remaining members of the Creedish Church "cult"?
(a) Creedish Aid Fund.
(b) The Last Members of the Creedish Church Association.
(c) The Survivor Retention Program.
(d) The Creedish Coalition.

12. What does Tender reveal that someone leaked to the FBI ten years ago?
(a) That the Creedish were preparing children for labor.
(b) That the Creedish were molesting children.
(c) That the Creedish were performing satanic rituals.
(d) That Tender was a suspected murderer.

13. Where does Tender's name come from?
(a) It is his rank in Creedish culture.
(b) He had it changed when he moved to the outside world.
(c) It is his grandfather's name.
(d) His mother made it up.

14. As Fertility is reminiscing about Trevor while on her first "date" with Tender, what does she ask Tender to do?
(a) To tell her about the time he spent with Trevor.
(b) To kiss her.
(c) To steal some flowers for her.
(d) To waltz with her.

15. After her first "date" with Tender, what does Fertility ask "phone Tender" when she calls him?
(a) If he is the same person.
(b) If they are finally allowed to meet.
(c) If he knew Trevor.
(d) What he looks like.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does Tender communicate with his employers?

2. What kind of jokes does someone start to make on Fertility and Tender's third date?

3. In Creedish culture, what does a girl's name change to when she gets married?

4. What does Fertility agree to do in order to meet "phone Tender"?

5. When did the tenders and biddies in the Creedish Church have to leave the colony?

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