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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Subjunctive: Which person will have to deal with the most versions of himself?
(a) A successful person.
(b) An unsuccessful person.
(c) A good person.
(d) A housewife.

2. Absence: What do the angels look like in this afterlife?
(a) They are gaunt.
(b) They are robust.
(c) They are always happy.
(d) They are dressed like jokers.

3. Microbe: What is unique about this afterlife?
(a) There is no afterlife.
(b) It is in the suburbs.
(c) Death happens in three stages.
(d) People don't know they are dead.

4. Absence: What do people think may have happened to God?
(a) He got married.
(b) He went of vacation.
(c) He abandoned them.
(d) He is invisible.

5. Impulse: Who are the "gods" in this afterlife?
(a) Animals.
(b) Game players.
(c) Humans.
(d) Three computer programmers.

6. Search: How often do your atoms pull together again?
(a) Once every millennia.
(b) Once every decade.
(c) Once every evolutionary cycle.
(d) Once every hundred years.

7. Pantheon: How do the gods feel about people?
(a) They feel people are inferior.
(b) They want to hurt people.
(c) They want to eventually become people.
(d) They are fond of people.

8. Seed: What has happened now that people have become smarter?
(a) They are trying to trap and destroy God.
(b) They begin to believe that God is really a computer.
(c) They begin to destroy their molecules.
(d) It is harder for God to impress them.

9. Death Watch: What is installed in computers in this story?
(a) A microcamera.
(b) A death switch.
(c) A stopwatch.
(d) A death calendar.

10. Ineffable: What happens to a play or a conflict when it ends?
(a) It begins again.
(b) It ceases to exist.
(c) It dies.
(d) It is changed.

11. Microbe: What does God think about man?
(a) God thinks man is a miracle.
(b) God loves man.
(c) God doesn't realize man exists.
(d) God hates man.

12. Incentive: Why do the actors cooperate with what is expected of them?
(a) They play along hoping they can become Beneficiaries again.
(b) They play along hoping to spare the people they love.
(c) They will be allowed to stay actors forever.
(d) They will be allowed to move into the afterlife.

13. Prism: How is this afterlife like a prism?
(a) It is clear and can be viewed from all angles.
(b) It is filled with rainbows.
(c) Each age of a person's life can be split out like light through a prism.
(d) It is a crystal in which a person is trapped.

14. Ineffable: What is not generally known about what happens when these things die?
(a) They are forgotten.
(b) They have an afterlife too.
(c) They trap people in them.
(d) They are erased from memory.

15. Conservation: What state does the afterlife drift into?
(a) A time quirk.
(b) Incompleteness.
(c) A black hole.
(d) Darkness.

Short Answer Questions

1. Seed: How did God get lucky in his placement of the earth?

2. Impulse: In this story, people are the same as?

3. Narcisuss: Where is the afterlife located?

4. Death Watch: How did some misuse the death switch?

5. Conservation: The same quark is responsible for _______________________.

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