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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Distance: What does a man decide to ask God?
(a) Why he doesn't live with man.
(b) Why he created the earth.
(c) If he loves his creation.
(d) What his favorite food is.
2. The Cast: All of the people in the background of your life are?
(a) Ghosts.
(b) Actors.
(c) In hell.
(d) In love with you.
3. Great Expectations: People in this afterlife can?
(a) Decide who they want to meet in their life.
(b) Select their time of death and afterlife.
(c) Teleport.
(d) Program computers.
4. Spirals: What do the creatures think about humans?
(a) That they are failures.
(b) That they are too dumb to have answers.
(c) That they have answers, but won't tell them because they are mean.
(d) That they have answers, but can't tell them.
5. Sum: In this afterlife you begin to long for:
(a) Your parents, friends and relatives.
(b) Your earthly life where everything was in time order.
(c) An escape from the torture of your memories.
(d) A shower as you don't have one for a while.
6. Perpetuity: Where do sinners wake up in this afterlife?
(a) In a large crowd.
(b) In their homes.
(c) In the suburbs.
(d) They do not wake up.
7. Oz: What does the Creator look like at first?
(a) Like an old man.
(b) He has a huge face.
(c) He has a small face.
(d) Like a cat.
8. Sum: In this afterlife:
(a) Everything is sad.
(b) Everything is not always pleasant.
(c) Everything is happy and joyful.
(d) Everything is hopeless and joyless.
9. The Unnatural: What happens as people begin to live forever?
(a) The quality of life declines.
(b) They try to run away.
(c) They begin to write books.
(d) They become board.
10. Reins: Who runs this afterlife?
(a) A committee.
(b) The angels.
(c) God.
(d) A married couple.
11. Distance: Why does God keep his distance from man?
(a) So man doesn't take him for granted.
(b) So man has some responsibility.
(c) So he doesn't get bored by man.
(d) So man doesn't hate him.
12. Egalitaire: This god realized that a person:
(a) Can be run by computer program.
(b) Could be good or bad.
(c) Is never happy with what they have.
(d) Is a waste of time.
13. Circle of Friends: Who will not be in this afterlife?
(a) People you didn't know or don't remember.
(b) People who were you're friends.
(c) The people you loved the most.
(d) Those people who made you feel unloved in life.
14. Adhesion: Why do humans get reincarnated in this afterlife?
(a) To help the Collectors populate the earth.
(b) There is no other place for them to go.
(c) To help the Collectors understand relationships.
(d) Because they don't learn their spiritual lessons.
15. Adhesion: What do the creators of this afterlife want to understand?
(a) Glue.
(b) Human relationships.
(c) The universe.
(d) Human violence.
Short Answer Questions
1. Circle of Friends: Who are the people you run into in this afterlife?
2. Egalitaire: This god is very unusual because he/she is:
3. Oz: What do those in the afterlife think about the Creator?
4. Angst: What do most in the afterlife choose to do on their vacation?
5. The Cast: What is death in this afterlife?
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