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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How does Ebony convince Jared to move his cookie business to her kitchen?
(a) She threatens him.
(b) She flirts with him, touching his leg.
(c) She bribes him, saying she will help him with his homework.
(d) She offers to introduce him to his crush.

2. What does Jared decorate the little Christmas tree in his room with, in Chapter 15: "Destiny Knocks"?
(a) Condoms.
(b) Bottle tops.
(c) Beer cans.
(d) Rubberbands.

3. What do the crows want from Jared in Chapter 23: "Doctor Who Marathon"?
(a) Left over noodles.
(b) Pork chop gristle.
(c) Fish guts.
(d) A promise.

4. What is Jared's dad's name?
(a) Peter.
(b) Wayne.
(c) Phil.
(d) Wee'git.

5. How many messages from Destiny does Jared wake up to on New Years Day?
(a) 7.
(b) 17.
(c) 12.
(d) 10.

Short Answer Questions

1. At the beginning of Chapter 11: "Requiem For the Trilobites," where are the trilobites going on a Monday?

2. What does Nana Anita once give Jared as a gift for his birthday?

3. Who offers to pay Jared for good grades?

4. What weapon does Jared's mother use against David?

5. What does Jared ask George to do with the video of his and Jared's fight?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why is Richie mad at Jared and acting rudely toward him in Chapter 4: "All Shook Up"?

2. Where does Jared wake up in Chapter 12: "New Years Weltschmerz," and what does he learn happened the night before, which he cannot remember?

3. What does Jared experience with the crows in Chapter 23: "Doctor Who Marathon"?

4. What does Jared learn in Chapter 13: "Oxydipal Complex" his dad has been deceiving him about?

5. What does the letter Jared writes Nana Anita after moving say? What did she write back?

6. What does Ebony Stewart want from Jared in Chapter 9: "Cooking With Ebony", and how does she get it?

7. What is the traumatic event that happened with Jared, his mom, and David, as described in Chapter 14: "Lost"?

8. Who does Jared meet on the bus in Chapter 10: "Abandonment Issues" in his way to his father's apartment, and how does he feel about it?

9. What is the Powder House and what happened to Jared there in Chapter 6: "Powder House Rules"?

10. What are Nana Sophia's specific directions for the Christmas money she gives jared in Chapter 9: "Cooking With Ebony"?

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