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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. During Wilbur's first year in office, what is the mental state of most Americans?
(a) Outraged.
(b) Angry.
(c) Depressed.
(d) Happy.

2. What does Wilbur become obsessed with following his presidency?
(a) Counting objects.
(b) Keeping clean.
(c) Doing hair.
(d) His middle name.

3. When Wilbur and Eliza reunite, how long does their reunion last?
(a) 3 days and 2 nights.
(b) 5 days and 3 nights.
(c) 1 day and 2 nights.
(d) 5 days and 5 nights.

4. What color does Wilbur paint the oval office, after receiving his new middle name?
(a) Pale yellow.
(b) Light blue.
(c) Dusty rose.
(d) Black.

5. When Wilbur speaks with a deceased Eliza, what does she ask him to do?
(a) Kiss their mother.
(b) Die quickly.
(c) Forgive her for everything.
(d) Visit her condo.

6. Why does Wilbur go to Urbana?
(a) To slaughter a cow.
(b) To pick daffodils.
(c) To see his ex-wife.
(d) To communicate with Eliza.

7. What battle do Wilbur and Vera discuss?
(a) The Battle of Maxinkuckee.
(b) The Clash of the Daffodils.
(c) The Clash of the Hearts.
(d) The Battle of the Raspberries.

8. When the majority of the nation is wiped out, what remains?
(a) Chinese restaurants.
(b) Amusement parks.
(c) Horse farms.
(d) Families.

9. What is the name of the second illness to sweep through the United States?
(a) Crystal Coughers.
(b) Flu Cough 101.
(c) The Blue Flu.
(d) The Green Death.

10. Eliza recites what to Wilbur, on the night of his graduation?
(a) Wedding vows.
(b) Jokes from their youth.
(c) A Shakespearean Sonnet.
(d) The book they co-wrote.

11. When confronting Wilbur about her inheritance, Eliza claims that who has become her real family?
(a) Mushari.
(b) Dr. Mott.
(c) Betty Brown.
(d) Dr. Cordiner.

12. Wilbur assigns himself what new middle name?
(a) Persiancat-12.
(b) Daffodil-11.
(c) Rose-10.
(d) Sunflower-5.

13. How long after Eliza's death does her mother die?
(a) 3 days.
(b) 5 years.
(c) 50 years.
(d) 2 weeks.

14. The first woman Wilbur marries is what?
(a) Rich.
(b) A drunk.
(c) Deformed.
(d) A fan of turtles.

15. Since Wilbur is no longer president, how does he introduce himself to the Daffodils?
(a) Brother Wilber.
(b) El Past Presidente.
(c) Cousin Wilbur.
(d) Former President Wilbur.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Sophie's new middle name?

2. Who rules Michigan?

3. What truth does Wilbur reveal to Eliza, on the night of his graduation?

4. What is the name of the religious cult that starts when Wilbur is in office?

5. What song does Isadore like to sing while sweeping?

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