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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the name of the religious cult that starts when Wilbur is in office?
(a) The Church of Jesus Christ the Kidnapped.
(b) The Church of God the Runaway.
(c) Time Travel and Jesus.
(d) Jesus, God, and Gravity.

2. Following their orgy, what keeps Wilbur and Eliza apart?
(a) Their mother.
(b) Fear.
(c) Society.
(d) A restraining order.

3. What does Wilbur expect the new middle names will help humans to do?
(a) Evolve.
(b) Stop feeling lonely.
(c) Love one another.
(d) All of these.

4. What song does Isadore like to sing while sweeping?
(a) "Row Row Row Your Boat."
(b) "Where is Thumbkin?"
(c) "Jingle Bells."
(d) "Happy Birthday."

5. The first woman Wilbur marries is what?
(a) Deformed.
(b) Rich.
(c) A drunk.
(d) A fan of turtles.

6. When Wilburn runs for president, what is his campaign slogan?
(a) "Two for the price of one!"
(b) "No more goatsuckers!"
(c) "Dream it, live it!"
(d) "Lonesome no more!"

7. How does Wilbur cope with Eliza's death?
(a) He drinks to much.
(b) He writes love poems.
(c) He takes pills.
(d) He gets remarried.

8. When Wilbur attends a meeting of the Daffodils, what does he like about it?
(a) That they sing a lot.
(b) Their belief in the country.
(c) The passion.
(d) The order.

9. How does Wilbur learn of Eliza's trip to China?
(a) It is on the news.
(b) Their mother.
(c) She sends him a letter.
(d) Fu Manchu.

10. Once he is dead, Eliza suggests her father was actually a what?
(a) Box turtle.
(b) Tortoise.
(c) Slider turtle.
(d) Sea turtle.

11. What does the publisher rename the book written by Wilbur and Eliza?
(a) Goat Suckers and Ruining Lives.
(b) So You Went and Had a Baby.
(c) He Thinks, She Thinks.
(d) So You Want to Speak Chinese.

12. Wilbur assigns himself what new middle name?
(a) Daffodil-11.
(b) Persiancat-12.
(c) Sunflower-5.
(d) Rose-10.

13. Where does the King of Lake Maxinkuckee live?
(a) A former military academy.
(b) Mackinac Island.
(c) A palace on a hill.
(d) A former state office.

14. Wilbur holds his first senate seat in what state?
(a) Vermont.
(b) Pennsylvania.
(c) New York.
(d) Delaware.

15. What truth does Wilbur reveal to Eliza, on the night of his graduation?
(a) That they are not related.
(b) That she is beautiful.
(c) That he loves her.
(d) That he is getting married.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Wilbur believe is responsible for most criminal activity?

2. Eliza recites what to Wilbur, on the night of his graduation?

3. On the night of his graduation, Eliza speaks to Wilbur from what?

4. Since Wilbur is no longer president, how does he introduce himself to the Daffodils?

5. Vera and her husband once worked as what?

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