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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Do the men think duck hunting is expensive?
(a) No.
(b) They refuse to comment.
(c) They admit they have no idea.
(d) Yes.

2. What group of people does George say are modeled after animals?
(a) The Japanese.
(b) The French.
(c) The Canadians.
(d) The Brazilians.

3. With what are the ducks stuffed for display?
(a) Newspaper.
(b) Sawdust.
(c) Cotton.
(d) Plastic.

4. Upon the duck's death, what law does George mention?
(a) The Law of Life.
(b) The Pythagorean Theory.
(c) The Right to Remain Silent.
(d) The Fourteenth Amendment.

5. What does George claim thrives from living alone?
(a) Blue Herons.
(b) People.
(c) Cacti.
(d) Mice.

6. What did the hunter, according to George, think the ducks in the clearing were asking him?
(a) They were asking to be fed.
(b) They were asking to be taken to a farm.
(c) They were asking to bum a smoke.
(d) They were asking to be taken to a lake.

7. What happens to the hunter after he shoots?
(a) His ears are ringing.
(b) He misfires.
(c) He decides to go home.
(d) He does a victory dance.

8. What is Emil angry that he can no longer burn?
(a) Firewood.
(b) Cigarettes.
(c) Steaks.
(d) Leaves.

9. George takes no issue with people spending money on what?
(a) Wildlife.
(b) Cigarettes.
(c) Baseball.
(d) Cancer research.

10. What happened to the Giant Panda?
(a) It was given to another zoo.
(b) Nothing, it is still there.
(c) The zoo put it to sleep.
(d) It escaped into the wild.

11. Who is the hereditary Enemy of the Duck?
(a) Small vicious children.
(b) Hunters.
(c) Alligators.
(d) The Blue Heron.

12. According to George, a duck on his deathbed is in tune with what?
(a) Nature.
(b) The hunter who killed him.
(c) His duck family.
(d) The way he has died.

13. What does Emil think about George's musings on the deaths of ducks?
(a) Emil thinks George is brilliant and should write a book.
(b) Emil does not want to be friends with George anymore.
(c) Emil thinks George is being morbid and too perceptive.
(d) Emil thinks George is bizarre.

14. What does Emil think the old men of the Ancient Greeks were incapable of doing?
(a) Hunting.
(b) Appreciating ducks.
(c) Drawing.
(d) Working.

15. When is Duck Season?
(a) Never, killing ducks is illegal.
(b) Several weeks in the fall and spring.
(c) Three weeks in the winter.
(d) Three days in the summer.

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of housing do George and Emil live in?

2. What did Ancient Greek men used to feed ducks?

3. According to George, what has been modeled off the social behaviors of animals?

4. Emil claims there is enough food to "gorge the countless _____ of South America."

5. What does Emil think is a crying shame?

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