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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Danny do for work?
(a) He is an Assistant Office Manager.
(b) He is an airline pilot.
(c) He is a boxer.
(d) He is restaurant Manager.

2. When the woman ignores Bernie and Danny after they say hello, what do they think is wrong with her?
(a) They think she is a lesbian.
(b) They think she is insane.
(c) They think she is a blind woman.
(d) They think she is a deaf woman.

3. How long does Joan think it will take for Deborah's and Danny's relationship to end?
(a) Two months.
(b) One week.
(c) Six months.
(d) Three weeks.

4. While moving out, what needs to be separated between Joan and Deborah?
(a) The book collection.
(b) The clothes.
(c) The music collection.
(d) The cereal.

5. Do Joan and Danny get along?
(a) Yes, outwardly, but secretly they hate each other.
(b) Sometimes, they have an on-again-off-again friendship.
(c) No, they despise each other.
(d) Yes, they are best friends.

6. What television show does Bernie reference when talking about Korea?
(a) Charlie's Angels.
(b) The Days of Our Lives.
(c) Dragnet.
(d) M*A*S*H.

7. Where did Danny spot Deborah?
(a) At the public library.
(b) At an upscale restaurant.
(c) In the park.
(d) At the Art Institute.

8. What does Bernie think will happen in Danny and Deborah's relationship?
(a) He thinks Deborah will marry him instead.
(b) He thinks Danny will dump her in a few weeks.
(c) He thinks Deborah will dump him in a few weeks.
(d) He thinks they are destined for marriage.

9. What does Bernie throw at the girl after hitting her with the towel?
(a) A GE clock radio.
(b) A medicine ball.
(c) A pillow.
(d) A monkey wrench.

10. What does she plan to do with the children?
(a) Call their parents.
(b) Put them in the corner.
(c) Report to the nurse's office.
(d) Expel them from school.

11. How does Joan offer to solve the problem of keeping their jointly-bought television?
(a) She tells Deborah to take it with her.
(b) She offers to write Deborah a check for her half.
(c) She offers to throw it out the window.
(d) She offers to sell it to Bernie.

12. What do Deborah and Danny decide to do for their date?
(a) They are going to the beach.
(b) He is taking her out to dinner.
(c) She is coming to his apartment to cook dinner.
(d) They are going to the theater.

13. What, while Deborah has been at Danny's, does Joan claim has died?
(a) Deborah's cat.
(b) Deborah's dog.
(c) Deborah's plants.
(d) Deborah's fish.

14. What is Bernie's response when Danny asks if he is feeling all right?
(a) No, he is experiencing emotional distress leftover from childhood.
(b) If he looks all right, then assume he is feeling all right.
(c) No, he feels terrible and may have the flu.
(d) Yes, he feels fantastic, and has fallen in love.

15. What toiletry item causes a fight between Danny and Deborah?
(a) Shampoo.
(b) Shaving cream.
(c) Soap.
(d) Toothpaste.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Bernie tell Joan he does for a living?

2. What congressional amendment does Bernie declaim in his office?

3. How does Bernie think he can attract women?

4. What is the one thing Deborah really wants Danny to talk to her about?

5. Why are Bernie and Danny angry with the woman?

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