2. What does Bernie claim an old girlfriend wanted him to do with a bicycle chain?
(a) She wanted him to sell the chain.
(b) She wanted him to lock her bicycle up for her.
(c) She wanted him to chain her hands together.
(d) She wanted him to lock her to the radiator.

3. What is Bernie's response when Danny asks if he is feeling all right?
(a) No, he feels terrible and may have the flu.
(b) If he looks all right, then assume he is feeling all right.
(c) No, he is experiencing emotional distress leftover from childhood.
(d) Yes, he feels fantastic, and has fallen in love.

4. Where do Bernie and Danny go, presumably to make Danny feel better about his relationship?
(a) To the theatre.
(b) To a strip club.
(c) To a man-to-man dinner.
(d) To a pornographic movie theater.

5. Where does Danny work?
(a) On the Rock.
(b) In the Loop.
(c) In the Little Five Points.
(d) On the Green.

6. To what does Bernie compare the less fit girl at the beach?
(a) A giraffe.
(b) A pig.
(c) An elephant.
(d) A puppy.

7. What does Danny think the incident may have done to Bernie?
(a) It may have caused his separation anxiety.
(b) It may have sparked his alcoholism.
(c) It may have damaged him as a human being.
(d) It may have attributed to his homosexual tendencies.

8. Where are Bernie and Danny in the last scene of the play?
(a) They are at the office.
(b) They are in Danny's apartment.
(c) They are on a beach.
(d) They are on the subway.

9. What story does Joan read to her class?
(a) The story of Alice in Wonderland.
(b) The story of the wife who was a beautiful woman half the time, and a hag the other half.
(c) The story of the three little pigs.
(d) The story of Beauty and the Beast.

10. What confession does Danny make to Deborah?
(a) He is married.
(b) He is leaving town in the morning.
(c) He has stolen her money.
(d) He is in love with her.

11. When does Bernie claim to have been in Korea?
(a) 1967.
(b) 1975.
(c) 1973.
(d) 1952.

12. Joan's class ask questions about what word in the story?
(a) Wife.
(b) Beauty.
(c) Hag.
(d) Admire.

13. Danny can handle physical violence, but he cannot handle what?
(a) Spiders.
(b) Blood.
(c) Shouting.
(d) Emotional violence.

14. How does Deborah plan to change their living situation?
(a) She plans to invite Danny to live with she and Joan.
(b) She plans to move in with Bernie.
(c) She plans to move to California.
(d) She plans to move in with Danny.

15. What household item does Deborah feel Danny compares her to?
(a) A teapot.
(b) A toaster.
(c) A lamp.
(d) A coffee maker.