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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 1st - 9th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How does Joan offer to solve the problem of keeping their jointly-bought television?
(a) She offers to write Deborah a check for her half.
(b) She tells Deborah to take it with her.
(c) She offers to sell it to Bernie.
(d) She offers to throw it out the window.

2. To what does Bernie compare the less fit girl at the beach?
(a) An elephant.
(b) A pig.
(c) A giraffe.
(d) A puppy.

3. How old is Deborah?
(a) Nineteen.
(b) Twenty-seven.
(c) Eighteen.
(d) Twenty-three.

4. What is Bernie's response when Danny asks if he is feeling all right?
(a) If he looks all right, then assume he is feeling all right.
(b) Yes, he feels fantastic, and has fallen in love.
(c) No, he feels terrible and may have the flu.
(d) No, he is experiencing emotional distress leftover from childhood.

5. Do Joan and Danny get along?
(a) Yes, they are best friends.
(b) Yes, outwardly, but secretly they hate each other.
(c) Sometimes, they have an on-again-off-again friendship.
(d) No, they despise each other.

Short Answer Questions

1. What happened to the Giant Panda?

2. How much time did Bernie spend in Korea?

3. What does Bernie claim an old girlfriend wanted him to do with a bicycle chain?

4. Why are Bernie and Danny angry with the woman?

5. Where did Danny spot Deborah?

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