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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 10th - 14th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why is Bernie offended by the women on the beach?
(a) He feels they are too young to wear bikinis.
(b) He feels they are inappropriately dressed.
(c) They are flaunting their bodies, and he just wants to enjoy the beach.
(d) They are all extremely rude to him.

2. What astrological sign do Danny, Deborah, and Bernie have in common?
(a) They are Geminis.
(b) They are Tauruses.
(c) They are Pisces.
(d) They are Scorpios.

3. What are the men contemplating at the end of the play?
(a) They are contemplating how the world might turn someday.
(b) They are contemplating what to eat for lunch.
(c) They are contemplating the park.
(d) They are contemplating hawks.

4. What happened to the other kindergarten teacher at Joan's school?
(a) Her car was stolen.
(b) She was raped.
(c) She bought a winning lottery ticket.
(d) She got lost coming to work.

5. Why has man watched birds for so long?
(a) To try to gather their feathers.
(b) To predict the weather.
(c) To eat them.
(d) To obtain the secret of flight.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why couldn't the zoo keep the Giant Panda?

2. What does Deborah order to drink at the bar?

3. What does Bernie claim an old girlfriend wanted him to do with a bicycle chain?

4. What word does Deborah's mother confuse for "cookie" in Deborah's childhood?

5. After their fight, what is Deb doing when Danny tries to talk to her?

(see the answer key)

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