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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 1st - 9th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. At their apartment, what does Joan reveal was a problem with her last boyfriend?
(a) Cheating.
(b) Wet towels on the floor in the bathroom.
(c) Premature ejaculation.
(d) Distance.

2. When the woman ignores Bernie and Danny after they say hello, what do they think is wrong with her?
(a) They think she is insane.
(b) They think she is a blind woman.
(c) They think she is a deaf woman.
(d) They think she is a lesbian.

3. When they make love, what does Deborah fantasize about?
(a) Other women.
(b) Bernie.
(c) Celebrities.
(d) Joan.

4. What did the hunter, according to George, think the ducks in the clearing were asking him?
(a) They were asking to be taken to a lake.
(b) They were asking to be taken to a farm.
(c) They were asking to bum a smoke.
(d) They were asking to be fed.

5. How much time did Bernie spend in Korea?
(a) Five years.
(b) Three years.
(c) Two months.
(d) Eighteen months.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does she plan to do with the children?

2. Who does Danny think he sees on the beach?

3. What does Deborah claim to be when Danny tries to pick her up?

4. What does Bernie throw at the girl after hitting her with the towel?

5. What television show does Bernie reference when talking about Korea?

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