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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Duck Variations, 1st - 9th Variations.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What happened to the Giant Panda?
(a) Nothing, it is still there.
(b) The zoo put it to sleep.
(c) It was given to another zoo.
(d) It escaped into the wild.

2. When does Bernie claim to have been in Korea?
(a) 1967.
(b) 1952.
(c) 1973.
(d) 1975.

3. What does Bernie think will happen in Danny and Deborah's relationship?
(a) He thinks Deborah will marry him instead.
(b) He thinks Danny will dump her in a few weeks.
(c) He thinks they are destined for marriage.
(d) He thinks Deborah will dump him in a few weeks.

4. Of what quality is the boat?
(a) The boat is falling apart.
(b) The boat is made of plastic.
(c) The boat is expensive.
(d) The boat is cheap-looking.

5. Who does Danny think he sees on the beach?
(a) Lisa.
(b) Joan.
(c) Deborah.
(d) Whatshername.

Short Answer Questions

1. What clothing item causes a fight between Danny and Deborah?

2. What countries does Bernie claim the King belongs to?

3. Danny can handle physical violence, but he cannot handle what?

4. How does Bernie think he can attract women?

5. What does Danny think the incident may have done to Bernie?

(see the answer key)

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