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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of commercials does Seinfeld hate?
(a) Public service commercials
(b) Commercials with celebrities
(c) Macdonald commercials
(d) Car commercials

2. What does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) A real job
(b) A Budweiser
(c) A Long Island Ice Tea
(d) A long term relationship

3. What does Seinfeld say he is not good at doing?
(a) Falling in love
(b) Investing money
(c) Concentrating
(d) Drinking beer

4. Who does Seinfeld think the movie theater refuses to hire?
(a) Clever people
(b) Good looking people
(c) Fun people
(d) Middle-aged people

5. What does Seinfeld hate the clerk doing when he goes shopping?
(a) Telling him one of his jokes
(b) Telling him he has made a good choice
(c) Asking him if he is Jerry Seinfeld
(d) Verifying his credit card

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld afraid about hiring for his apartment?

2. What state do Seinfeld's parents live in?

3. What does Seinfeld say people like to recommend to each other?

4. Why can't comedians do "to be continued" shows?

5. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think that men like to channel surf?

2. What does Seinfeld wonder about pharmacists and psychiartrists?

3. What does Seinfeld love about sports?

4. What does Seinfeld think about going to the movie theater?

5. What does Seinfeld think about office work?

6. What does Seinfeld think about law enforcement work?

7. What does Seinfeld say about entertainers?

8. What does Seinfeld remember about riding in the car with his parents?

9. Why does Seinfeld think that unemployment is the toughest job?

10. What did Seinfeld think about fair rides as a kid?

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