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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
(a) Pretending to whisper to your client
(b) Saying your honor
(c) Saying objection
(d) Trying to set free an obvious criminal

2. Who does Seinfeld think are the only people who know all the rules to the country?
(a) Barmen
(b) Politicians
(c) Police
(d) Lawyers

3. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) Celebrity security guards
(b) Bank security guards
(c) Supermarket security guards
(d) Museum security guards

4. Where did Seinfeld's parents use to drag him to as a kid?
(a) Church
(b) Antique fairs
(c) Car fairs
(d) Historical sites

5. What member of the orchestra does Seinfeld wonder about?
(a) The bassist
(b) The celloist
(c) The conductor
(d) The violinist

Short Answer Questions

1. What superhero is Seinfeld a big fan of?

2. What does Seinfeld think all the snakes are?

3. What does Seinfeld say is worse than paying your taxes?

4. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?

5. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when someone robbed his house?

Short Essay Questions

1. What are Seinfeld's thoughts about eating out?

2. What does Seinfeld think about taxes?

3. What does Seinfeld think life boils down to?

4. What did Seinfeld think about food as a kid?

5. What does Seinfeld think about old people?

6. What does Seinfeld say about lawyers?

7. Why does Seinfeld think Las Vegas is so entertaining?

8. Why does Seinfeld think that men like to channel surf?

9. What was Seinfeld's favorite toy as a kid?

10. Why does Seinfeld think helmets are a stupid invention?

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