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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their steroids
(b) Their dirty clothes
(c) Their wallets
(d) Their keys

2. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Fire
(b) Ice
(c) Water
(d) Smoke

3. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?
(a) Ventriloquist dummies
(b) Comedians
(c) Writers
(d) Super heroes

4. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
(a) Handicap parking spaces
(b) Drinking fountains
(c) Limos
(d) Learner drivers

5. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?
(a) Talkative and ugly
(b) Frightening and thoughtless
(c) Smelly and noisy
(d) Unattractive and boring

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?

2. What did Seinfeld's friend just have?

3. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?

4. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

5. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Seinfeld imagine that commercials will show in the future?

2. What dose Seinfeld think about bad gifts?

3. What does Seinfeld think about planes?

4. What does Seinfeld find confusing about limos?

5. Why does Seinfeld think that all straight men are homophobes?

6. Why does Seinfeld think that fix up dates are the worst kind of dates?

7. Why does Seinfeld think marriage is like a government?

8. What does Seinfeld think about answering machines?

9. What does Seinfeld find curious about body odor?

10. What does Seinfeld say male friendships are conditional on?

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