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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?
(a) They have to fix the plane
(b) They have to arrange a party in the city they are traveling to
(c) They have lost the keys
(d) The pilot is drunk
2. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Drinking
(b) Exercise
(c) His humor
(d) Smoking
3. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?
(a) They are cold
(b) They never know where to look
(c) They think they are ugly
(d) They have no clothes to fiddle with
4. What does Seinfeld hate saying?
(a) You fibber
(b) The wrong thing
(c) I love you
(d) The right thing
5. What can a woman do to a man?
(a) Cook for him
(b) Paralyze him
(c) Take away his freedom
(d) Suffocate him
Short Answer Questions
1. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?
2. Why do Seinfeld's friends presume he is gay?
3. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
4. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
5. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
Short Essay Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say he finds sexy in a woman?
2. What does Seinfeld think is the difference between men and women when it comes to sex?
3. What does Seinfeld imagine that commercials will show in the future?
4. Why does Seinfeld think that modern dating is better than dating in the past?
5. Why does Seinfeld think that all straight men are homophobes?
6. Why does Seinfeld find it strange that people lock up their dirty clothes when they go to the gym?
7. What is the difference between men and women when they buy clothes?
8. What does Seinfeld think about airports?
9. What does Seinfeld find confusing about limos?
10. Why does Seinfeld think that dating over dinner is a stupid thing to do?
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