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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the third section of this chapter called?
(a) Don't ask me for anything
(b) Loving the hard way
(c) Favors
(d) The gift of friendship

2. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?
(a) They always go too slowly
(b) They are too long
(c) You never see anyone get in or out
(d) Their windows are tinted

3. What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for?
(a) Favors
(b) Money
(c) Beer
(d) A joke

4. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their dirty clothes
(b) Their keys
(c) Their wallets
(d) Their steroids

5. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
(a) Snot
(b) Saliva
(c) Sperm
(d) Testicles

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

2. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?

3. What of the following does Seinfeld list as a small thing on a plane?

4. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?

5. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think that people are afraid of flying?

2. What is the only thing about flying that Seinfeld is always nervous about?

3. What does Seinfeld find confusing about limos?

4. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance stickers amusing?

5. What dose Seinfeld think about bad gifts?

6. Why does Seinfeld want an answering machine on him where ever he goes?

7. Why does Seinfeld find it strange that people lock up their dirty clothes when they go to the gym?

8. What does Seinfeld think about answering machines?

9. Why does Seinfeld think that dating over dinner is a stupid thing to do?

10. Why does Seinfeld think that fix up dates are the worst kind of dates?

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