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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where did Seinfeld's parents use to drag him to as a kid?
(a) Church
(b) Historical sites
(c) Car fairs
(d) Antique fairs

2. Who does Seinfeld say stands very high?
(a) A judge
(b) A pharmacist
(c) A psychiatrist
(d) A policeman

3. What does Seinfeld say that talk show hosts never seem to know?
(a) How much money they earn
(b) Who their friends are
(c) Who their guests are
(d) How much time they have left

4. What kind of uniform caused boys to beat Seinfeld up?
(a) Cub Scouts
(b) Salvation Army
(c) Ballerina
(d) Mafia

5. What does Seinfeld think has gotten more complicated at the doctors?
(a) Forms
(b) Waiting rooms
(c) Operations
(d) Medication

6. What does Seinfeld say is all his father does in Florida?
(a) Watch television
(b) Take saunas and hot tubs
(c) Play golf
(d) Sleep

7. What does Seinfeld think a person needs on their feet to follow a mall map?
(a) Suction cups
(b) Slippers
(c) Skiis
(d) Hiking boots

8. Who is Seinfeld's favorite Superman?
(a) Dean Cain
(b) Kirk Alyn
(c) Christopher Reeves
(d) George Reeves

9. What does Seinfeld call footballers?
(a) A bunch of college drop outs getting paid more than him
(b) A bunch of good looking guys
(c) A bunch of millionnaires running after a ball
(d) A bunch of confused looking boneheads

10. What does Seinfeld hate the clerk doing when he goes shopping?
(a) Verifying his credit card
(b) Telling him he has made a good choice
(c) Asking him if he is Jerry Seinfeld
(d) Telling him one of his jokes

11. What does Seinfeld's unemployed friend have to work hard at doing?
(a) Keeping his benefits
(b) Feeling happy
(c) Waking up in the morning
(d) Finding something to do

12. What member of the orchestra does Seinfeld wonder about?
(a) The celloist
(b) The bassist
(c) The violinist
(d) The conductor

13. What was Seinfeld not very good at as a child?
(a) Eating
(b) Peeing
(c) Talking
(d) Joking

14. What kind of animal did Seinfeld have as a pet?
(a) A dog
(b) A parakeet
(c) A mouse
(d) A cat

15. What type of place does Seinfeld find too strict?
(a) Ski resorts
(b) Hotels
(c) Courthouses
(d) Health clubs

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?

2. What seafood does Seinfeld think it is cruel to eat?

3. What does Seinfeld think people do too much of in the movies?

4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?

5. What does Seinfeld say people like to recommend to each other?

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