4. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) Museum security guards
(b) Supermarket security guards
(c) Bank security guards
(d) Celebrity security guards

5. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?
(a) Not paying
(b) Stealing
(c) Staying the night
(d) Talking loudly

6. What does Seinfeld think people do too much of in the movies?
(a) Laugh
(b) Shush
(c) Cough
(d) Talk

7. What newspapers does Seinfeld particularly dislike?
(a) The local newspapers
(b) The weekday newspapers
(c) The tabloid newspapers
(d) The Sunday newspapers

8. Who do women carry photographs of?
(a) Their children
(b) Their family members
(c) Everyone they have ever met
(d) Their lovers

9. What does Seinfeld say he was afraid to touch in his parents' house?
(a) The thermometer
(b) The bronze statues
(c) The Grandfather clock
(d) The silver cutlery

10. Why does Seinfeld not talk to people about his work?
(a) He does not like to show off
(b) People expect him to be funny
(c) It makes people nervous
(d) They want him to buy them drinks

11. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?
(a) A handshake
(b) A look
(c) A dance
(d) A code

12. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
(a) Pretending to whisper to your client
(b) Saying objection
(c) Trying to set free an obvious criminal
(d) Saying your honor

13. What did Seinfeld's mother do to the food to get him to eat?
(a) Liquidise it
(b) Put sugar on it
(c) Make it into a face
(d) Disguise it

14. What does Seinfeld think that people who try, but fail, to commit suicide should do?
(a) Come to his show
(b) Listen to happier music
(c) Try again
(d) Divorce

15. Who thinks their audience is dumb?
(a) Concert pianists
(b) Clowns
(c) Talk show hosts
(d) Magicians